Originally Posted by DaFace:
This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!
I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby. :-)
And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it. [Reply]
What's ironic is that this thread is almost the same date last year as that guy with the laptop from San Diego. I wonder if DenverChief can do another exclusive online background check? :-) [Reply]
Originally Posted by Dimension2112:
What's ironic is that this thread is almost the same date last year as that guy with the laptop from San Diego. I wonder if DenverChief can do another exclusive online background check? :-)
Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture:
I do value my life. You can die in a car accident like that. Its that easy. Life is too short to be so scared of everything.
I find that some of you are a little envious that I am livin it up while you guys are stuck with the boring suburbian family life. I know I would be.
Endagering others and "living it up" are not synonymous. If you aren't "scared of everything" why don't you do something worthwhile with your life like join the army or become a firefighter? Seriously, the way you are whining about getting a ticket for for doing 100+ mph on a city street, doesn't point to a man who can take responsibility for his own actions.
As I suspected, I'm pretty sure this dipsh*t has been with us before.
Compare the following responses, the berating of police, etc. and decide for yourselves. :-)
Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture:
Haha trailer park? Sorry I dont live in your neighborhood.:-)
I am 25 yrs old and will be probably making six figures by the time I am 30. I am already making about 60 to 70,000 right now. So dont even start.
And I am safe when I speed. Of course I am aware of my surroundings. If its busy in traffic then I will go the regular speed but if there are barely anybody else on the road then yeah I will go as fast as I want. No problem.
And from the Hall of Classics:
Originally Posted by convict1983:
Yeah, going to Dunkin Donuts everyday is really brave and nobel. :-)
And you got me all wrong. I make a great living for myself. I work in the marketing business and its good money (probably be making 6 figures by the time I am 30).
I just saw an oppurtunity to get ahold of a free laptop and I capitalized off it. You snooze you lose. Thats just the way it goes sometimes.
In that thread, convict1983 proclaimed he was 24. :-)
Another year older, but clearly no wiser.
Originally Posted by Dimension2112:
What's ironic is that this thread is almost the same date last year as that guy with the laptop from San Diego. I wonder if DenverChief can do another exclusive online background check? :-)
Originally Posted by Adept Havelock:
You value your life? Bravo Foxtrot Delta.
How about the lives of everyone else on the road you put at risk with these asinine stunts?
They are the only reason I give a damn. You aren't mature enough to keep your adrenaline search confined to a safe (for others) environment like a track. Thus, I personally hope that when you do splatter your brains over the road you don't take any innocents with you. For the good of the species, hopefully you'll do it before you breed with Suzee Mae from your trailer park. You're nothing but a selfish little dumbass, as your "rush" is more important to you than the safety of others on the road.
Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture:
I do value my life. You can die in a car accident like that. Its that easy. Life is too short to be so scared of everything.
I find that some of you are a little envious that I am livin it up while you guys are stuck with the boring suburbian family life. I know I would be.
Dude you are so full of shit. I may be leading a "boring" suburban exsistence now but I'm damn glad I survived to live that dream.
Until you hold your own child in your arms, watch them taste ice cream for the first time, hit a baseball just enjoy being with each other, sharing your life with others is what life is really about. I hope you live long enough to figure that out. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture:
I do value my life. You can die in a car accident like that. Its that easy. Life is too short to be so scared of everything.
I find that some of you are a little envious that I am livin it up while you guys are stuck with the boring suburbian family life. I know I would be.
Looks like it's the same little thug with yet another cry for attention.
Eh, the similarities between this guy and convict1983 have been pointed out numerous times in this thread. The fact that he said the exact same thing about his "six figure" income (he must be counting the figures to the right of the decimal point as well) pretty much ices it though. [Reply]
Here is the thing. I doubt many of us "old guys" are jealous about your "living it up".
The truth of the matter is, most of us have been there and made our stupid mistakes. I know I've got 30 or 40" of scars to prove it, and have learned the lessons that go with it. That, a little luck and occasional divine intervention have been how we've made it to the slower paced, "suburbs".
I know you believe you're Billy Baddass and untouchable. I also know a handful of those guys who died before 20 and 30. You think you're a great rider and invincible because of your Uber Kinnevil skills on 2 wheels, but some day, a box turtle crossing the road at 2am, a bee up your sleeve at 120mph, or a soccer mom on a cell phone will be there.
Hopefully, your dumbass won't have someone's daughter behind you when you stuff your guts full of Tahoe Tailpipe.
Hopefully, you'll drain that shit fer your brains before a crack in your skull does it for you. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Iowanian:
Definitely the same dumbass. nice Find.
Here is the thing. I doubt many of us "old guys" are jealous about your "living it up".
The truth of the matter is, most of us have been there and made our stupid mistakes. I know I've got 30 or 40" of scars to prove it, and have learned the lessons that go with it. That, a little luck and occasional divine intervention have been how we've made it to the slower paced, "suburbs".
I know you believe you're Billy Baddass and untouchable. I also know a handful of those guys who died before 20 and 30. You think you're a great rider and invincible because of your Uber Kinnevil skills on 2 wheels, but some day, a box turtle crossing the road at 2am, a bee up your sleeve at 120mph, or a soccer mom on a cell phone will be there.
Hopefully, your dumbass won't have someone's daughter behind you when you stuff your guts full of Tahoe Tailpipe.
Hopefully, you'll drain that shit fer your brains before a crack in your skull does it for you.
That's the amusing part. These youngsters actually think that they are doing something original. [Reply]
