I like Mahomes and I'm proud
I used to feel alone in a crowd
But now you look around these days
And it seems there's a Mahomes CRAZE!
I'm a Mahomo, he's a Mahomo, she's a Mahomo, we're a Mahomo!
Wouldn't you like to be a Mahomo too?
I'm a Mahomo, he's a Mahomo, she's a Mahomo
If you like Mahomes you're a Mahomo too!
Us Mahomo's are an interesting breed
A franchise quarterback is what we need
Ask any Mahomo and they'll say "only Mahomes plays that way"
I'm a Mahomo, he's a Mahomo, she's a Mahomo, we're a Mahomo wouldn't you like to be a Mahomo too?
I'm a Mahomo, he's a Mahomo, she's a Mahomo, we're a Mahomo wouldn't you like to be a Mahomo too?
Originally Posted by New World Order:
There needs to be a sculpture of the original anti-Alex coalition. It could be something like a Mount Rushmore.
Sweet Daddy, Lord Hammock, NWO, Pestilence, Duncan Idaho...
I'm sure there's more.
Fuck I was pissed and I knew he would bring mediocrity and fans would be just content with winning in the regulars season. That was my biggest fear and it became true. Purgatory. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Hate:
Lord Hammock, we have a potential issue at play.
It has occurred to me that with the many cases of Mahomo Erectus happening at One Arrowhead Drive, the potential for key Chiefs players to up their personal game for the 2017 season is concerning.
These players, now emboldened by the undisputed truth of bright futures, futures devoid of Shitty game management and Smith Purgatory, will psychologically and subliminally begin to physically manifest performances beyond their once established baselines.
The potential for another and possibly successful Smith post season is real, and could wreak great havoc to the( feels like )1000 year-plan.
This can not stand, Lord Hammock.
You must intensify the final campaign against the game-manager. The gif.s and "lowlight" reels must be perfect, relentless, and non-stop. By mid-season, I want every being in red and gold to understand that there is absolutely NO FUTURE for and with that sub-par excuse for an NFL player.
You have your mission, apprentice. Complete it, and we RULE THE GALAXY.
