Oooh. We cant allow Kong off the island, because Godzilla will come for him.
Ok so we will move Kong, but lets do it via ship on the ocean, you know, where Godzilla lives. Ok bruh.
Heres also a fun problem for you to solve without getting spoilery.
A fights B. B is SOUNDLY defeated by A. Brink of death defeated.
C appears, and begins to THOROUGHLY double fist the asshole of A. Pillar to post, coast to coast raw dogging that ass, no lube no reacharound, no call back after.
How am I now to believe that B can now come in and just ****start the head of C after what C has done to A, who literally just got through almost killing B?
Like who wrote this? A 5 year old?
Spoiler!
Kong is bitchmade from the jump in this film. First they worry that Godzilla will kill him and are afraid to move him.
First fight hes literally dead if not for humans.
Run of the mill predators on his home planet are suffocating and killing him. Dead if not for humans.
Gets beatdown. Heart slowing. Defibrulated with the HEAV. Again, dead if not for humans.
"KONG bows to no one". Until he does, throwing dow his axe at the end.
Not sure why Kong had to be neutered in this but I cant imagine Kong fans are happy with this.
Didnt win a single fight without help.
I suggest finding another way to spend 2 hours. Lot of shit that just doesnt make any sense and you wont remember it in a day anyway. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Wallcrawler:
Suspect writing really took me out of this film.
Oooh. We cant allow Kong off the island, because Godzilla will come for him.
Ok so we will move Kong, but lets do it via ship on the ocean, you know, where Godzilla lives. Ok bruh.
Heres also a fun problem for you to solve without getting spoilery.
A fights B. B is SOUNDLY defeated by A. Brink of death defeated.
C appears, and begins to THOROUGHLY double fist the asshole of A. Pillar to post, coast to coast raw dogging that ass, no lube no reacharound, no call back after.
How am I now to believe that B can now come in and just ****start the head of C after what C has done to A, who literally just got through almost killing B?
Like who wrote this? A 5 year old?
Spoiler!
Kong is bitchmade from the jump in this film. First they worry that Godzilla will kill him and are afraid to move him.
First fight hes literally dead if not for humans.
Run of the mill predators on his home planet are suffocating and killing him. Dead if not for humans.
Gets beatdown. Heart slowing. Defibrulated with the HEAV. Again, dead if not for humans.
"KONG bows to no one". Until he does, throwing dow his axe at the end.
Not sure why Kong had to be neutered in this but I cant imagine Kong fans are happy with this.
Didnt win a single fight without help.
I suggest finding another way to spend 2 hours. Lot of shit that just doesnt make any sense and you wont remember it in a day anyway.
I enjoyed the hell out of this one but I definitely did appreciate how grounded Godzilla 14 was. I mean, they tried to keep it about as realistic as a movie about million-year old monsters could be anyway.
I'd say for me the MonsterVerse is:
Godzilla 14
Kong: Skull Island=King of the Monsters
Godzilla vs Kong
Honestly, Godzilla 14, Kong and King of Monsters are all pretty even for me, but I'd say they're all at least a head above Godzilla vs Kong. [Reply]
Originally Posted by BigCatDaddy:
Anything up next with these 2?
From what I've read the studio wanted to see how this movie was received before moving forward with any additional films in the monster verse. Hence the reason for no post / mid credit scene. [Reply]