Yes 27 25.00%

No 66 61.11%

No - But I would consider it 6 5.56%

Yes - But only after I get no responses on 60 previously sent messages 5 4.63%

Bacon 1 0.93%

Gaz used to send dick telegraph messages 3 2.78%

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I was in a business meeting once and a woman sitting on my side of the conference table was wearing a very short skirt. She swiveled on the chair to get up, and ... no underwear. She had sheer hose on, but it concealed nothing. Nothing concealed anything. Everything was unconcealed. But I wasn't offended and did not tear up her business card.
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I have once by request of a girl I was talking to on an online dating site. I made sure there was nothing identifiable about me in the pic though. This was like 2012.

No way in hell would I do it now days though
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I don't care how many times I've watched that clip or how old that movie is, it will never ever stop being hilarious.
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It's all I thought of. It had me giggling my shit.
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Seen that a hundred times but still get tears in eyes laughing so hard.
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Awesome thread...
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Okay, fine but I'll need your number so I can text it.
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You asked...

pic of celebrity junk...


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I second the Dick Pix!
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