Originally Posted by Katipan:
That is very good.
I like randomly telling hot guys that I can tell they have ratchet straps.
Some puff up like you. Those are my favorites. Others fumble for a reason why they don't have ratchet straps and they are mentally neutered in my head.
That would be hilarious, some guy getting all defensive about something so random that he was completely unaware of 2 minutes prior actually defined his manhood.
All the fucking time.
It's really full proof. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Rain Man:
We are complex creatures.
Just the other day, I spent an hour pondering which type of dinosaur I would hunt if I was suddenly transported 70 million years back in time. We're always thinking about stuff like that.
We're on the edge of our seats. Which dinosaur did you decide to hunt? 🦖 🦕 [Reply]
Originally Posted by el borracho:
None of them actually choose the bear, as is evidenced by the fact they choose to live among men and don't actually move permanently out into the woods.
Boy, this is some ironclad logic. Hard to believe el borracho isn't the Secretary of Homeland Security or a Nobel Prize winner for deductive logic. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Katipan:
All the fucking time.
It's really full proof.
Hell, I might use it in the future... next time I see some Affliction tshirt bro dressed for the nightclub at 8am on a Saturday morning inside a DMV that's inside a PetSmart, giving my jorts a weird look.... "pfft, I bet you don't even own any ratchet straps". [Reply]
Originally Posted by Bearcat:
Hell, I might use it in the future... next time I see some Affliction tshirt bro dressed for the nightclub at 8am on a Saturday morning inside a DMV that's inside a PetSmart, giving my jorts a weird look.... "pfft, I bet you don't even own any ratchet straps".
I haven't found the female equivalent.
"Excuse me, Miss. You look like you own a stand mixer."
Doesn't work. [Reply]
My husband asked me this before I was aware of the online virality. It wasn't an obvious answer. I did have to stop and think. Knowing vs. now knowing motives is way oversimplified. Am I there for life and needing to reproduce? Much easier with the man, methinks. Am I just passing through? Kneeing the groin during an attack and running would also be much easier with the man. I think it's more about knowing myself and my abilities than it is about knowing the other's motives. [Reply]
