RustShack 12:19 AM 04-16-2009
Say you've been with a girl for awhile, and your about to move in together. She goes to the bars with a few friends once every week or two and doesn't like you to come with. Her friend meets a guy and they start hanging out with his friends, and after a few weeks your girlfriend is going to a movie alone with one of the friends but she says its "just as friends". What would you do or think?
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Katipan 12:03 PM 04-17-2009
You're only changing part of your oil?
Oh. You drive a piece of shit.
Never mind.
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The Franchise 12:03 PM 04-17-2009
raybec 4 12:03 PM 04-17-2009
Originally Posted by H4L0 :
Actually I just thought it meant I was replacing the old motor oil in my car with 3 quarts of new oil. Huh. I was mistaken.
3 quarts, what the fuck are you driving, a Festiva?
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DeezNutz 12:04 PM 04-17-2009
Iowanian 12:04 PM 04-17-2009
Originally Posted by H4L0 :
Out me? How exactly do you "Out" someone
Fill in this blank and allow me to demonstrate.
_______@_______.com
Or
Preston __________ III, Waterloo IA....21yrs of age.
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Originally Posted by H4L0 :
Please do. PLEASE try. Seriously, "out" me.
You got it, bub.
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DeezNutz 12:04 PM 04-17-2009
Donger 12:05 PM 04-17-2009
Self-immolation. I'll take the Extra-Crispy Preston bucket, please.
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raybec 4 12:05 PM 04-17-2009
Originally Posted by MediaCenterJunkie :
You got it, bub.
It's on like Donkey Kong
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Yeah, you're right. But technically I'm a Floridian, so do a little more research.
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The Franchise 12:05 PM 04-17-2009
Originally Posted by H4L0 :
Please do. PLEASE try. Seriously, "out" me.
Famous last words. This is going to get good.
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Iowanian 12:05 PM 04-17-2009
Originally Posted by H4L0 :
Please do. PLEASE try. Seriously, "out" me.
This is a bad...bad....idea.
I encourage you to spend your next visit here, reading about say....American hero, or Midnight Vulture or msshyguy
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Bowser 12:07 PM 04-17-2009
I'm not really worried about what a bunch of idiots on the interwebz can do to me
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Bowser 12:07 PM 04-17-2009