Originally Posted by Sofa King:
I kept trying Jew and Nazi jokes, but i kept getting burned by 'em.
Well it's the last train to Auschwitz and I'll meet you at the station. You don't need no luggage it's your final destination ah whoa whoa whoa. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts:
Well it's the last train to Auschwitz and I'll meet you at the station. You don't need no luggage it's your final destination ah whoa whoa whoa.
*Obligatory*
Dude, my grandfather died in a concentration camp.
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Originally Posted by Gonzo:
*Obligatory*
Dude, my grandfather died in a concentration camp.
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The first time I ever heard that line I was bowling. I had like 3 frames in a row where I threw a perfect ball and each time a pin was left standing. So I looked at my buddies and said "It must be Jewish bowling night".
Guy in the next lane put his ball down looked me square in the eyes and sternly said the first part of that. I was mortified. Then he dropped the punch line and I fell out. It was perfect. [Reply]
It was a blast last night. We tore some shit up in the neighboring town.
EDIT: First time i actually met her last night too. And holy shit was she hot. Shocking considering this is ****ing South Dakota and most women look like they just don't give a shit about themselves.
Originally Posted by luv:
Maybe it's a me thing. I think it's trashy. I would not respect someone who doesn't respect herself enough to show a little restraint.
Really? Is there a grape gatorade exception to this rule? [Reply]
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts:
The first time I ever heard that line I was bowling. I had like 3 frames in a row where I threw a perfect ball and each time a pin was left standing. So I looked at my buddies and said "It must be Jewish bowling night".
Guy in the next lane put his ball down looked me square in the eyes and sternly said the first part of that. I was mortified. Then he dropped the punch line and I fell out. It was perfect.
Originally Posted by luv:
Maybe it's a me thing. I think it's trashy. I would not respect someone who doesn't respect herself enough to show a little restraint.
So how many dates before you sleep with someone if you are thinking relationship? [Reply]