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luv 07:09 PM 06-22-2007
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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Dr. Johnny Fever 09:44 PM 12-30-2011
Originally Posted by cabletech94:
didn't beer me win that.

if he didn't, he should have. :-)
I choose you as the random person I will befriend in 2012.
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Hammock Parties 09:47 PM 12-30-2011
LOL 3 horny chicks going out and hooking up with random dudes

HUZZAH
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Kyle DeLexus 10:00 PM 12-30-2011
Originally Posted by beer me:
I choose you as the random person I will befriend in 2012.
Damnit! I was hoping I'd be the random person befriended in 2012.
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Dr. Johnny Fever 10:02 PM 12-30-2011
Originally Posted by Kyle DeLexus:
Damnit! I was hoping I'd be the random person befriended in 2012.
OK we can be friends too. Naked Jessica Alba just spoke to me.
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Rudy tossed tigger's salad 11:21 PM 12-30-2011
Originally Posted by Sofa King:
:-)

I think this is a sure thing. She is bringing 2 friends, i grabbed 2 single buddies, and she sent me a text that said " do they want to get laid" meaning do my friends want to.

I thought it was a trap, but it's not judging by the next messages.



I'm gonna shoot it in her eye and scream "SHAZAAAM!!!!"
Fix your fucking sig
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Bowser 01:33 AM 12-31-2011
Sofa has already finished up, given the girls a ride back home, his friends a ride, surfed CP for an hour and a half, went to get drive through, started laundry, and fixed the leaky toilet.
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Sofa King 08:33 AM 12-31-2011

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ThaVirus 08:49 AM 12-31-2011
Originally Posted by Sofa King:
Deets... and pics or it didn't happen. You know the drill.
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Gonzo 09:06 AM 12-31-2011
She had a schlong, didn't she?

Oh you poor bastard.
Trying to drive to tuna town and you ended up in wienerville.
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Sofa King 10:12 AM 12-31-2011
Originally Posted by Gonzo:
She had a schlong, didn't she?

Oh you poor bastard.
Trying to drive to tuna town and you ended up in wienerville.
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No. She did not.

It was a blast last night. We tore some shit up in the neighboring town.


EDIT: First time i actually met her last night too. And holy shit was she hot. Shocking considering this is fucking South Dakota and most women look like they just don't give a shit about themselves.
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luv 10:36 AM 12-31-2011
That's it? That's all we get? Boy, you are lacking.
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patteeu 10:37 AM 12-31-2011
Sofa King, you owe the planet a recap of your conversation topics!
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Rausch 10:39 AM 12-31-2011
Originally Posted by patteeu:
Sofa King, you owe the planet a recap of your conversation topics!
Nein...
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luv 10:45 AM 12-31-2011
Originally Posted by Rausch:
Nein...
You stay out of this.
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Dave Lane 10:46 AM 12-31-2011
Originally Posted by Sofa King:
No. She did not.

It was a blast last night. We tore some shit up in the neighboring town.


EDIT: First time i actually met her last night too. And holy shit was she hot. Shocking considering this is ****ing South Dakota and most women look like they just don't give a shit about themselves.
So you didn't get laid. Figures, everybody stressing over a first date fails to get laid. When you can be relaxed be yourself and let her know you are cool with whatever. Then whatever will happen.
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