I have a date. - Page 638

Originally Posted by Lumpy:
Want to make that girl quiver? At the end of the date, ask her if she'll let you slide your shaft in her whisker biscuit.

Good luck w/ your date, Mr. King of the Sofa! :-)

"Whisker Biscuit". I like that.
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Originally Posted by Lumpy:
Want to make that girl quiver? At the end of the date, ask her if she'll let you slide your shaft in her whisker biscuit.

Good luck w/ your date, Mr. King of the Sofa! :-)

*takes out pen, writes this down*

Not bad.... Now the ideas are flowing.
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Originally Posted by Lumpy:
Want to make that girl quiver? At the end of the date, ask her if she'll let you slide your shaft in her whisker biscuit.

Good luck w/ your date, Mr. King of the Sofa! :-)

The words, 'quiver' and 'shaft' are a nice touch, given her archery background. However, there may be a problem if her biscuit is whiskerless.
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Originally Posted by 4th and Long:
The words, 'quiver' and 'shaft' are a nice touch, given her archery background. However, there may be a problem if her biscuit is whiskerless.
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nappy dugout?
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Originally Posted by Baby Lee:
nappy dugout?

That'll work, although, I prefer pink velvet sausage wallet.
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Originally Posted by Wickedson:
Just ask her again like nothing happened. (Basically ignore her first response)

She wants to say yes. If you invite her out with friends it goes right to friend-zone.

Just go in for the kill now. imo

Yes, I would go in for the kill now. Proceed as if she didn't even tell you about the other guy.

She's not totally into the other guy (yet) otherwise she would have totally blown you off. What she's doing is saying all this stuff to make herself feel "non-trashy" or whatever. Now that she's put up some token resistance to make her feel non-trashy, if you push the envelope a little she'll go out with you.
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She's on her way.

Wish me luck. I'd hate to fuck this up and then come crawling back to CP.
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Originally Posted by Sofa King:
She's on her way.

Wish me luck. I'd hate to fuck this up and then come crawling back to CP.

Dude....just show her your list of countries.
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Originally Posted by Pestilence:
Dude....just show her your list of countries.

THE VATICAN ATTACKS YOUR VAGINA!

:-)
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Originally Posted by Sofa King:
THE VATICAN ATTACKS YOUR VAGINA!

:-)

Hey, an "OH GOD, OH GOD" joke!

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:-)

I think this is a sure thing. She is bringing 2 friends, i grabbed 2 single buddies, and she sent me a text that said " do they want to get laid" meaning do my friends want to.

I thought it was a trap, but it's not judging by the next messages.

I'm gonna shoot it in her eye and scream "SHAZAAAM!!!!"
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Originally Posted by Sofa King:
Should i nominate her for douche of the year?

didn't beer me win that.

if he didn't, he should have. :-)
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Originally Posted by Sofa King:
:-)

I think this is a sure thing. She is bringing 2 friends, i grabbed 2 single buddies, and she sent me a text that said " do they want to get laid" meaning do my friends want to.

I thought it was a trap, but it's not judging by the next messages.

I'm gonna shoot it in her eye and scream "SHAZAAAM!!!!"

Wasn't she "on her way" over an hour before this post? How far away does she live?
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Originally Posted by Sofa King:
She's on her way.

Wish me luck. I'd hate to **** this up and then come crawling back to CP.

That would be embarassing. Good luck.
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Originally Posted by Sofa King:
:-)

I think this is a sure thing. She is bringing 2 friends, i grabbed 2 single buddies, and she sent me a text that said " do they want to get laid" meaning do my friends want to.

I thought it was a trap, but it's not judging by the next messages.

I'm gonna shoot it in her eye and scream "SHAZAAAM!!!!"

Be sure to tell her that you hold 8 Chiefsplanet.com game high scores....but you do not have the high score on either Archery game.
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