I'm just a little worried. About 6 or 7 years ago on New Years eve, I was spending the night with this chick in a hotel, and we went to have sex at midnight. I had a cut on my dick for some reason and as soon as I stuck it in it felt like I was sticking my dick into acid.

Luckily this is right on the base and I don't think it will be an issue. I haven't had sex in over a month, I'm just really fucking excited. Probably too excited.
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The dreaded acid cooch.
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The good thing is that you sound less and less gay as the days go on...
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Just stay at least 10 miles away from my dick at all times and you should be fine.
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No, it's too big to fit in there. I suggest some small grooming scissors for that. The scissors work much better than the nose hair trimmer attachments for clippers.
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you can use the same trimmer......
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No fire...no.
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It might not be the first time a mustache has been on his balls... just saying.
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So i got a date Friday night @ 6:30. Been awhile since I've been on one with someone I don't really know. Got hooked up through my brother in-law.

I wanna know what CP thinks i should use as conversation topics.
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This should get good.
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Poop. Talk about poop.
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Candlesticks
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Ask him about himself. Try not to focus on you.
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Ask her who should be the next HC...
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This should be interesting.
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