It's a life tip, not an American life tip. If you're in a place where the locals don't speak English like Tokyo or Glasgow, then how are you going to get a guy to let you into his backroom toilet in his shitty shop if you can't speak the lingo?

Find yourself a nice hotel and shit to your arse's content. Trust me on this one bruv, I've almost certainly got far more public defecation life experience that you. I consider myself a toilet connoisseur.
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Can you say "ass" please?

You are on an American forum thank you very much.
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Ok, so that's a lie. Never listening to anything you say ever again because you are a liar.
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A tip for y'all who are concerned with online privacy - think twice about uploading pictures straight from your phone to image hosting websites. Most phones save location data automatically in the metadata of your photos unless you have specifically disabled this feature on your handset. This means that if you put out a photo online, all it takes is for someone to go on the properties of the file to find out the exact location it was taken at. Therefore if you're putting up a picture of a photo taken from your house on here then savvy forum users now know your address.

So how do you stop this? Well, there's a number of ways. The easiest is to simply change your settings on your phone to not save location data...but what if you think it's quite a nice feature and don't want to disable it? The easiest way to get around this is to take screenshots of your photos you wish to share (location data will not be present in screenshots) and then upload those screenshots to the image hosting websites. Alternatively you can find some image hosting websites that scrape out the location data from the images uploaded.
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Do you drink tea or coffee?

Or both
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Neither. Foreign muck. I drink bottled water and beer. Both invented by the English.
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Do you brush your teeth?

If so, how many times do you brush your teeth per day?
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God invented teeth. He did not invent the toothbrush.

Your Honour, I rest my case.
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What is your go-to for namecalling? Do you use the term "Wanker?"
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*honor
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These are fun Womble. Thanks for this. I've already learned some things
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I was shocked and disappointed that the first, last and only "life tip" wasn't "don't be a cunt". Womble is slipping, and we had such high hopes for the youngster.
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What's the English word for the c word. Tart?
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We have the same alternative as you do which is 'twat', the lesser swear word. 'Tart' means whore, as does 'slapper' and 'slag'.
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Be good to yourself and spend a lot of money on these 3 things: a comfortable mattress, an excellent desk chair and good quality shoes. Your back and feet will thank you for it.
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