I would have expressed disgust that someone stole your stuff.
Then I would have offered to let YOU use my stuff, all year long if you like....as long as you return it. [Reply]
Any chance you can hire a very old decrepit man with a walker to act like he is trying to mow the yard when the prospective holy man comes to town. You could even have him stage having a stoke.
Or
Perhaps you could make your yard very tidy but plant some flowers in some sort of satanic design right in the middle.
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Originally posted by e_train69
What is a Chihuahua?
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