My uncle would always say when some woman was giving some dude shit, divorce, nagging, child support, whatever, he’d always say, “That’s the fucking you get for the fucking you got”. LOL
Anytime someone tries to bullshit dad he says, “ I may have been born at night but it wasn’t last night.”
Grandpa always used to say (put-in-eer) I have no idea how you’d spell that. Anyway, it was some sort of unit of measure that translates to almost or close.
Anyway, I’m pretty sure he’s the only guy on the planet that said it. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Buehler445:
Grandpa always used to say (put-in-eer) I have no idea how you’d spell that. Anyway, it was some sort of unit of measure that translates to almost or close.
Anyway, I’m pretty sure he’s the only guy on the planet that said it.
Its "purt in near"
Also know as Pretty Near [Reply]
Hotter than a popcorn fart
tougher than gorilla cum
lefty loosy, righty tighty
When we got hurt dad always said "It'll feel better when it quits hurting".
Bike wrecks, animal attacks, surgeries, broken bones, car driving over your legs, heartbreaks...."It'll feel better when it quits hurting".
Last year he had heart surgery, he was feeling pretty rough the next day and when he was saying so, I had the moment I'd been waiting for...."It'll feel better when it quits hurting dad" [Reply]