Ahahaha.

It's early Luv cmon!
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The spiral thingies supposed to be good?
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Supposedly.

But I think they only make those in the magnum kind so I don't think everyone will get to try them out.
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I need to get at least 5 hours of sleep for the boring work I have to do tomorrow. Entering through thousands of images. Like watching the lines on a highway.
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That sounds...pretty boring.
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I fell for the trap awhile back. Was a little buzzed and went home with a random girl from the bar. Didn't have any condoms on me, so I used one that she had stored. Remember putting it on and going to town and I couldn't feel a god damn thing. Girl started to feel really shitty because she couldn't get me off after trying everything thinkable. Actually took a second to look at the wrapper, awkwardly got my clothes on and got the fuck out of there.
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Normally, only a fraction of my day. Due to hardware problems last week, I'm playing catch up, so it will take a majority of the next few days.

I'm out. Have fun.
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Doesn't alcohol usually have the opposite effect?

I know, I know. I'm going to bed.
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You need to like tell me what the brand and type of condom it was.
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Trojan Extended Pleasure

Actually means no ejaculation at all
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Internet dating sites rule.



http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Wolfsangel88/pictures
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PS, this is a pretty good sign, don't you think?


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Jesus. How in the fuck???
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Long story short, I met a really cute girl on the internets who owns star wars shirts.

She wanted me to go to the movies with her tonight. :-)
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Oh my God. You're getting married.
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