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Hall of Classics>The list of 85 by Roastmaster Saul Good. And hey, it's actually saul good.
Pasta Little Brioni 03:00 PM 05-20-2013
As a spinoff to the successful NFL Network's version of this and from the drama thread, it has come to fruition that this thread must be created.

Each day Hootie will reveal a member starting with 101 and working his way in order to number 1. I will update the OP as I see the names revealed.

*Warning this thread may cause a severe case of butthurt*

Let it begin!!

Hootie's List

Saul Good - A little about Roaster #2 (by frazod)
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85 BigRedChief
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84. StevieRay
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83. Rustshack
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82. KCnative
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81. Notorious
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80. Braincase
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79. big nasty kcnut
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78. crazycoffey
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77. Phobia

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76 Dave Lane

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75 KnowMo roasted by PGM
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74 Luv roasted by Mr. Flopnuts
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SAUTO 07:58 PM 06-24-2013
Originally Posted by frazod:
Yeah, it was nasty. White with blue trim, straight line 6 cylinder engine and 3 on the tree shifter. There was never a time it would have been cool.

It's vile, hulking remains are still parked in a field near my buddy's house. The scratches I put on all those years ago are now rusty gouges. :-)
two door?
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BigRedChief 08:04 PM 06-24-2013
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama:
I guarantee if I ever showed up at a CP bash or something...

people on this board (like Phil) who absolutely loathe me would end up thinking, "meh, he's not so bad."
If Clay can successfully attend a Bash, you could.
Saul Good 08:04 PM 06-24-2013
Originally Posted by frazod:
Yeah, it was nasty. White with blue trim, straight line 6 cylinder engine and 3 on the tree shifter. There was never a time it would have been cool.

It's vile, hulking remains are still parked in a field near my buddy's house. The scratches I put on all those years ago are now rusty gouges. :-)
Then tell him I said "fuck off". If he asks who Saul good is, point him this way. I'll roast him with several mediocre gay jokes while calling you fat.

...Also It occurs to me that I forgot that part of the last roast. Shit. I'll call you fat twice next time or something.
BigRedChief 08:06 PM 06-24-2013
Originally Posted by LoneWolf:
I've been to Orlando six or seven times and always in July/August. I was sweating like Clay in a whorehouse the entire time.
Absolute worst time to visit.
LoneWolf 08:12 PM 06-24-2013
I thought Rico was going to bust another roast out yesterday. I've got almost an hour to kill before I hit the hay and I was hoping to have time to read half of one of his roasts. C'mon Rico, entertain me.
LoneWolf 08:15 PM 06-24-2013
Originally Posted by BigRedChief:
Absolute worst time to visit.
Yeah, but every time I visited I didn't get to choose when. It was either business travel or weddings.
BigRedChief 08:15 PM 06-24-2013
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama:
Ah! Enlightening.

When I was 23 I bet a girl I could black myself 31 days in a row (I won.)

After this I noticed I would wake up and spit up a bunch of blood. I realized this wasn't healthy.

I went to the doctor and she was like..."well tell me about your drinking habits."

To which I explained that I, well, drink...a lot.

She then proceeded to hand me a bunch of pamphlets and told me to stop drinking.

I went to a wedding that night, got obliterated, spit up a bunch of blood in the morning, and banged a co-worker.

RESPONSIBLE, I AM
Dude, come on man. Thats not cool. Doesn't matter if you are only harming yourself.

I've admitted to many a crazy drunken nights. But, I stopped that shit at 26, long after most of my friends had quit. There is just a lot more to life that you are missing. You seem to be a smart guy, just embrace the next part of your life.
Phobia 08:36 PM 06-24-2013
Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins:
I once decided to throw a keg shell through drywall at our party house. Several times.

I also have a video of a dude who passed out drunk in our front yard. Some guys pissed on him, and another guy threw a folded up metal chair on his near corpse over and over again.

:-)
Tell the story about the bag of dog poop, Matrix.
Hootie 08:39 PM 06-24-2013
Originally Posted by Phobia:
Tell the story about the bag of dog poop, Matrix.
He avoids this one like the plague.
Phobia 08:40 PM 06-24-2013
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama:
He avoids this one like the plague.
That's because he matured and is embarrassed. Give it another 15 years and you'll get there too.
Saul Good 08:41 PM 06-24-2013
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama:
He avoids this one like the plague.
...or heart worms.
Hootie 08:42 PM 06-24-2013
Originally Posted by Phobia:
That's because he matured and is embarrassed. Give it another 15 years and you'll get there too.
I hope so Phil. Then perhaps we could be friends.
Phobia 08:52 PM 06-24-2013
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama:
I hope so Phil. Then perhaps we could be friends.
I'll sooner impale myself on a broken coffeytable leg.
crazycoffey 08:52 PM 06-24-2013
Originally Posted by Phobia:
That's because he matured and is embarrassed. Give it another 15 years and you'll get there too.
I'll bet a crisp one dollar bill he never makes it to that point of maturity.

Oh and :-) at coffeytable
Hootie 08:56 PM 06-24-2013
Originally Posted by Phobia:
I'll sooner impale myself on a broken coffeytable leg.
life is too short for grudges pal
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