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luv 07:09 PM 06-22-2007
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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Hammock Parties 03:40 AM 11-21-2009
Wow. I think she's in love.

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So I read your profile, because it would be remiss to respond to you without taking to time to learn who you are. And by the time I got to your love of showtunes, I must say I was astounded. I'm pretty sure you must be a male version of me... (well, if you replace all the football with horseriding fanaticism). That has never happens! I mean, I'm a bit of a fellow nerd-magnet, but typically its of the unwashed variety! And they never love Showtunes! (By and by, I also saw Phantom in July. Loved it!)

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Rausch 03:48 AM 11-21-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Wow. I think she's in love.
You've got to be kidding me...
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Hammock Parties 03:49 AM 11-21-2009
Originally Posted by Rausch:
You've got to be kidding me...
Fraid not. She wrote me 400 words. :-). She's way out of my league but this should be fun...
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Hammock Parties 11:11 PM 11-24-2009
Hahahahahaha.

Originally Posted by :
Hey what have you been up to? I haven't talked to you in awhile.
Originally Posted by :
Sorry, not interested.
Originally Posted by :
I wasn't quiet interested in you either because im not interested in assholes. I had plenty of those in my life and trust me, i really hope you have a good time looking for a girl that really is going to put up with you. Good luck!!!

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Hammock Parties 05:44 AM 11-29-2009
So, it's 3 AM, this girl on facebook tells me to come over. I'm like, yeah, right, stop teasing. She's like no, really, come over. This is the same girl who was telling me to come over the night before, but ignored me after I said, "yeah, right, you're just teasing me." She gives me directions to her apartment, her phone number, and tells me to call when I get there. I text her when I leave.

So, I shave my balls, put on my dashing Indiana Jones jacket (Raiders of the Lost Ark style), and drive my dick 30 minutes southwest. I get there with no problems, park at a CVS and call her up. No answer. I leave a message and tell her to call me back. I wait 15 goddamn minutes like a pathetic bitch, call one more time, and hang up when it goes to voicemail again.

Angry, pissed off, and ready to consume an entire AI Thick and Hearty Burger PLUS a large order of onion rings from Whataburger, I drive another 30 minutes home.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT SHIT?

This burger is good, though. How should I punish this bitch? Anal?
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Hammock Parties 12:59 AM 11-30-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Wow. I think she's in love.
LOL

She just sent me 900 words.

Bitch is crazy in love with e-Me.
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Hammock Parties 04:13 AM 12-01-2009
:-). Sometimes women aren't so bad. How do I play this, now?

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I'm soooooooooooooooo completely and utterly sorry about the other night. Quit rejecting my phone calls :-) I can only blame it on the alcohol, but i know that is no excuse for what i did. I really do want to hang sometime, and i think it's a wise choice for me not to invite you over at 3 am. Again I hope you can forgive meeeeeeee...please?

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Hog's Gone Fishin 04:21 AM 12-01-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
:-). Sometimes women aren't so bad. :-)

Yes they are, they're evil !
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Hammock Parties 05:20 PM 12-02-2009
Sonofabitch. I went limp again.

My head's not in a good place right now.

Maybe she wasn't that hot? Either that or I'm gay.
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rockymtnchief 05:23 PM 12-02-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Sonofabitch. I went limp again.

My head's not in a good place right now.

Maybe she wasn't that hot? Either that or I'm gay.
Haven't we been telling you that you're gay this whole time?:-)
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88TG88 05:26 PM 12-02-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Sonofabitch. I went limp again.

My head's not in a good place right now.

Maybe she wasn't that hot? Either that or I'm gay.
You went to her place ?
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SDChiefs 05:28 PM 12-02-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Sonofabitch. I went limp again.

My head's not in a good place right now.

Maybe she wasn't that hot? Either that or I'm gay.
Haven't we established this already?
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Hammock Parties 05:30 PM 12-02-2009
Originally Posted by 88TG88:
You went to her place ?
Ah, this was a different girl. But yes.

Today was disappointing enough of an experience that if I attempt to nail the hotter broad this weekend, I'm going in with a "YOU ARE PROBABLY GAY OR IMPOTENT" mindset. I'm worried and a little depressed. Something is fucked up upstairs.
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Slainte 05:31 PM 12-02-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Sonofabitch. I went limp again.

My head's not in a good place right now.
The place of heterosexuality, huh? It sucks to be you...
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Hammock Parties 05:33 PM 12-02-2009
Originally Posted by SDChiefs:
Haven't we established this already?
I don't know, dude. I don't think I'm gay. But when the moment of truth comes and I can't perform I honestly wonder. This has happened twice now.....it went up and it went right back down....... :-)
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