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Hall of Classics>The list of 85 by Roastmaster Saul Good. And hey, it's actually saul good.
Pasta Little Brioni 03:00 PM 05-20-2013
As a spinoff to the successful NFL Network's version of this and from the drama thread, it has come to fruition that this thread must be created.

Each day Hootie will reveal a member starting with 101 and working his way in order to number 1. I will update the OP as I see the names revealed.

*Warning this thread may cause a severe case of butthurt*

Let it begin!!

Hootie's List

Saul Good - A little about Roaster #2 (by frazod)
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85 BigRedChief
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84. StevieRay
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83. Rustshack
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82. KCnative
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81. Notorious
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80. Braincase
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79. big nasty kcnut
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78. crazycoffey
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77. Phobia

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76 Dave Lane

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75 KnowMo roasted by PGM
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74 Luv roasted by Mr. Flopnuts
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rico 02:25 PM 06-20-2013
Originally Posted by DaFace:
I was alluding to the "thin ice" comment directed at Hootie.
Wasn't there a couple weeks there where his username was changed to "Thin Ice Hootie?"
Hootie 02:25 PM 06-20-2013
Originally Posted by Donger:
I don't see what GoChiefs being booted for a violation of the respecting the mods rule has to do with winning an argument with Hootie.
You're dense.

He's saying I'm asking fair questions and instead of Phil answering them he is just deflecting them and threatening me with bans.

It's irritating but that's what happens when your moderating intent is attention.

Phil didn't post in this thread for several days. He did what he did yesterday for one reason. He doesn't like when I call him out on these things.

I'm a good poster. Phil doesn't like me. So now I face being banned again. Makes sense.
Hootie 02:26 PM 06-20-2013
Originally Posted by Phobia:
I accept your apology. Let's move on.
Fair enough. I'll ignore your attempts to get a rise out of me starting now.
Phobia 02:27 PM 06-20-2013
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama:
You're dense.

He's saying I'm asking fair questions and instead of Phil answering them he is just deflecting them and threatening me with bans.

It's irritating but that's what happens when your moderating intent is attention.

Phil didn't post in this thread for several days. He did what he did yesterday for one reason. He doesn't like when I call him out on these things.

I'm a good poster. Phil doesn't like me. So now I face being banned again. Makes sense.
I've been gone. It was father's day weekend, numbnuts.
Phobia 02:27 PM 06-20-2013
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama:
Fair enough. I'll ignore your attempts to get a rise out of me starting now.
Helluva start.
BigCatDaddy 02:28 PM 06-20-2013
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama:
I wasn't trying to hide.

And fine. But I hardly ever seek you out...yet you constantly chime in and tell everyone how useless and how much of a lost cause I am.

Whatever it was I did to you in the past I apologize. If I knew such a ridiculous grudge would have developed I surely wouldn't have hit 'submit reply.'
Hootie is a changed man!...... again.
Saul Good 02:29 PM 06-20-2013
77. Phobia

Phil is a legend in his own mind. He has this peculiar habit of bragging over things that nobody else on the face of the earth even cares about. I swear to Christ, P, nobody gives a shit that you once called Trent Green "TrINT Green" 12 years ago. It was funny enough to generate a 44 post thread. Congratulations. Why is that throw-away of a thread in the fucking Hall of Classics? Is that really a classic thread? In Phil motherfucking Kloster's head? Yes. To anybody else in the world? Hardly.

Phobia is the kind of guy who will only befriend people who are a rung below him in status. If you make more money than him...are smarter than him...have a better goatee than him...drive a faster Camaro than him, etc., he's going to run you off. You see, the most important thing to Phil is to surround himself with people who admire him. That makes him feel important. By weeding the successful people out of his circle, he gets to wax poetic about how he "only drinks the finest domestic macro brews" without getting called on his bullshit.

Everyone knows a guy like this. He's the guy who has his buddies over for beers so he can "big time" them. He'll make a big show about how generous he is with his beer. Then, he'll come out with a frosted mug for himself. "Nothing beats a cold one after a softball double-header, right guys? Feel free to drink my beer, but only the big guy gets the frosty mug. You guys can fight over who gets the koozie." He's also the guy who takes the extra base and slides in beer league softball games.

So that's pretty much phobia. He'll read this and pretend that he thinks it's sort of funny (but could be better if...). He may even poke a little fun at himself just to show how self-deprecating he can be. He doesn't think it's funny, though. He's WAY funnier than me. Don't believe him? Just ask any of the slightly older, slightly fatter, slightly less successful friends, and they'll back him up.

Pros: If frazod really wants to live in someone's head, phobia is the one guy who might be able to squeeze his fat ass in. Didn't really rip off a customer like billay said he did on his Facebook page.

Cons: Has a bizarre goatee size to face size ratio. Isn't a goatee supposed to at least be wider than your lips? Talks about how good he is at eating pussy to anyone who will listen...That must be a "thing" for middle aged dudes with beer guts and goatees because he's not the only one who does that, but it just creeps me the fuck out.

Outlook for 2014: Bans hootie for no good reason...2,000 post threads fighting about it litter the front page for weeks...hootie comes back...sun rises, sun sets
-King- 02:29 PM 06-20-2013
Originally Posted by Phobia:
Dude was permitted to come back a year early as long as he laid low. Would you term what he's doing as "laying low"?
What exactly is he doing?
Donger 02:29 PM 06-20-2013
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama:
You're dense.

He's saying I'm asking fair questions and instead of Phil answering them he is just deflecting them and threatening me with bans.

It's irritating but that's what happens when your moderating intent is attention.

Phil didn't post in this thread for several days. He did what he did yesterday for one reason. He doesn't like when I call him out on these things.

I'm a good poster. Phil doesn't like me. So now I face being banned again. Makes sense.
I still don't see what GoChiefs being banned for being naughty has to do with you or your questions.

Do you acknowledge that the mods, including Phobia, have been moderately lenient in letting you back after you were perma-banned? And, do you think that you have complied with the caveat of you staying under the radar as condition of that leniency.
DaFace 02:32 PM 06-20-2013
Originally Posted by Phobia:
Dude was permitted to come back a year early as long as he laid low. Would you term what he's doing as "laying low"?
Why should anyone ever have to "lay low" around here? If you think he's bad for ChiefsPlanet, or if he's breaking a rule that's not "don't hurt the mods' feelings," then ban him and be done with it forever.

He's not going to change. Most people around here find him at least mildly entertaining. If you don't and you think you know what's best, then be done with it.

All these veiled threats to punish him for relatively innocuous actions because he's been banned before are just silly.
Phobia 02:33 PM 06-20-2013
Originally Posted by Saul Good:
77. Phobia

Phil is a legend in his own mind. He has this peculiar habit of bragging over things that nobody else on the face of the earth even cares about. I swear to Christ, P, nobody gives a shit that you once called Trent Green "TrINT Green" 12 years ago. It was funny enough to generate a 44 post thread. Congratulations. Why is that throw-away of a thread in the ****ing Hall of Classics? Is that really a classic thread? In Phil mother****ing Kloster's head? Yes. To anybody else in the world? Hardly.

Phobia is the kind of guy who will only befriend people who are a rung below him in status. If you make more money than him...are smarter than him...have a better goatee than him...drive a faster Camaro than him, etc., he's going to run you off. You see, the most important thing to Phil is to surround himself with people who admire him. That makes him feel important. By weeding the successful people out of his circle, he gets to wax poetic about how he "only drinks the finest domestic macro brews" without getting called on his bullshit.

Everyone knows a guy like this. He's the guy who has his buddies over for beers so he can "big time" them. He'll make a big show about how generous he is with his beer. Then, he'll come out with a frosted mug for himself. "Nothing beats a cold one after a softball double-header, right guys? Feel free to drink my beer, but only the big guy gets the frosty mug. You guys can fight over who gets the koozie." He's also the guy who takes the extra base and slides in beer league softball games.

So that's pretty much phobia. He'll read this and pretend that he thinks it's sort of funny (but could be better if...). He may even poke a little fun at himself just to show how self-deprecating he can be. He doesn't think it's funny, though. He's WAY funnier than me. Don't believe him? Just ask any of the slightly older, slightly fatter, slightly less successful friends, and they'll back him up.

Pros: If frazod really wants to live in someone's head, phobia is the one guy who might be able to squeeze his fat ass in. Didn't really rip off a customer like billay said he did on his Facebook page.

Cons: Has a bizarre goatee size to face size ratio. Isn't a goatee supposed to at least be wider than your lips? Talks about how good he is at eating pussy to anyone who will listen...That must be a "thing" for middle aged dudes with beer guts and goatees because he's not the only one who does that, but it just creeps me the **** out.

Outlook for 2014: Bans hootie for no good reason...2,000 post threads fighting about it litter the front page for weeks...hootie comes back...sun rises, sun sets
By far your best work yet.
rico 02:33 PM 06-20-2013
Originally Posted by rico:
Wasn't there a couple weeks there where his username was changed to "Thin Ice Hootie?"
No, no, nevermind...it was "Short Leash Hootie," I think.

Originally Posted by TimBone:
I see you've added it to your sig to save everyone else the trouble. Such a thoughtful man, Rico. And handsome.....very handsome...in a Heath Ledger/Pee Wee Herman/GW Bush kinda way.
I try to do what I can to make peoples' lives easier.

And thank you for calling me handsome!!! (No Favreau)
kstater 02:33 PM 06-20-2013

ToxSocks 02:34 PM 06-20-2013
Originally Posted by Saul Good:
77. Phobia

Phil is a legend in his own mind. He has this peculiar habit of bragging over things that nobody else on the face of the earth even cares about. I swear to Christ, P, nobody gives a shit that you once called Trent Green "TrINT Green" 12 years ago. It was funny enough to generate a 44 post thread. Congratulations. Why is that throw-away of a thread in the ****ing Hall of Classics? Is that really a classic thread? In Phil mother****ing Kloster's head? Yes. To anybody else in the world? Hardly.

Phobia is the kind of guy who will only befriend people who are a rung below him in status. If you make more money than him...are smarter than him...have a better goatee than him...drive a faster Camaro than him, etc., he's going to run you off. You see, the most important thing to Phil is to surround himself with people who admire him. That makes him feel important. By weeding the successful people out of his circle, he gets to wax poetic about how he "only drinks the finest domestic macro brews" without getting called on his bullshit.

Everyone knows a guy like this. He's the guy who has his buddies over for beers so he can "big time" them. He'll make a big show about how generous he is with his beer. Then, he'll come out with a frosted mug for himself. "Nothing beats a cold one after a softball double-header, right guys? Feel free to drink my beer, but only the big guy gets the frosty mug. You guys can fight over who gets the koozie." He's also the guy who takes the extra base and slides in beer league softball games.

So that's pretty much phobia. He'll read this and pretend that he thinks it's sort of funny (but could be better if...). He may even poke a little fun at himself just to show how self-deprecating he can be. He doesn't think it's funny, though. He's WAY funnier than me. Don't believe him? Just ask any of the slightly older, slightly fatter, slightly less successful friends, and they'll back him up.

Pros: If frazod really wants to live in someone's head, phobia is the one guy who might be able to squeeze his fat ass in. Didn't really rip off a customer like billay said he did on his Facebook page.

Cons: Has a bizarre goatee size to face size ratio. Isn't a goatee supposed to at least be wider than your lips? Talks about how good he is at eating pussy to anyone who will listen...That must be a "thing" for middle aged dudes with beer guts and goatees because he's not the only one who does that, but it just creeps me the **** out.

Outlook for 2014: Bans hootie for no good reason...2,000 post threads fighting about it litter the front page for weeks...hootie comes back...sun rises, sun sets
Banned.
patteeu 02:34 PM 06-20-2013
Originally Posted by Marcellus:
Its not complicated, its called life. Life isnt fair and the ability to figure out how to navigate life succefully by knowing what to do and not to do and what to say and not to say to specific people is part of it.

I mean if you don't like the fact you cant rag the mods all to hell without a little smack now and then you can always hit the street.

Again, its not complicated.
Your first paragraph contains some good, practical ideas. They should be used whether you live in the freedom of the USA or the oppressive political climate of North Korea. That doesn't make the USA and North Korea equally acceptable systems.

Other than that, you post was kind of dumb. Uncomplicated, but dumb.
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