Wow, well at least I didn't get stood up twice in one day.

I just had dinner with a SMOKING HOT girl who showed up in a tight, slinky number and stilettos. But, uh, wow, she was a complete ice queen. It was like talking to a robot who had it's emotion chip yanked out.

I've never been so turned on, surprisingly. We'll see if she breaks the streak of bitches who don't want to hang out with GoChiefs after the initial meeting.


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She's not an ice queen, she just got a load of you.
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Perhaps. Soul-crushing loneliness seems to be my fate.
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she's certainly not great, but I'd jack off on her face.
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Even if she was wearing ugly shoes?
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some of these women just want a firm fuckin' fucking.
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I'd have to see them.
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Most likely
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:-)
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Hahahahahaha.

The girl I went out with a few weeks ago - the one who I almost fucked, but got sent home in the middle of driving back to her place - has an Adult Friend Finder account. She just viewed my profile.

OH THE SWEET IRONY!
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Dude... :-) already!
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She will lose you in traffic this time.
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I don't know what's going to happen. But my gut tells me...a month ago she wasn't ready to fuck...and now she is.

Hahahahaha! This is so amusing.
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He has a Adult friend finder profile...that alone is pretty funny.
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It's so HILARIOUS it got me laid.

Yeah...FUNNY AS HELL.
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