That settles it. Patrick Mahomes is Jesus. He performs miracles. He loves being with people on the team who have issues. Yeah, he teaches elite followers like Kelce, but he'd rather spend time with the losers. I can see his locker room pep talks now:
Blessed are the disliked #1 overall pick fatties from terrible draft classes, for they shall look competent!
Blessed are the talentless undrafted loser WRs, for they shall make the 53 man roster!
Blessed are those unfairly framed for heinous acts by local fish wrap, for they shall avoid suspension!
Blessed are the WRs ignored by Alex Smith, for they shall catch my first career TD pass!
Blessed are the defensive backs who complain about no-look passes in practice, for their asses shall be dragged to a Super Bowl victory! [Reply]
Originally Posted by RealSNR:
More zip on the ball than Mahomes. Tom Brady. Mmhmm. Right.
Was that said as a poetic hyperbole? Like if you're hungry and you say, "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse!" that indicates that anybody who could actually eat an entire horse would perform a super-human feat and be the greatest there ever was at eating mass quantities of food. Like, a person who could eat a horse is Patrick Mahomes when it comes to throwing and putting zip on the ball. As it is, it's not possible for a human to eat an entire horse in one sitting, nor is it possible for Tom Brady to put more zip on his throws than Patrick Mahomes, but by comparing yourself to the superhuman, you're trying to say that it's an extreme case by your own mortal standards. You're hungry and are trying to say "Let's get food because I'm hungry" by using hyperbole, just as a sports reporter is saying, "Man, for a 42-year old pedophile, Tom Brady can put a lot of zip on his throws!"
Could be trajectory. Brady is a giant with huge arms throwing downwards to midget receivers running shallow crossing patterns.
Mahomes is throwing bombs with upward trajectory. [Reply]