carcosa 08:06 PM 04-19-2021
Okay, so imagine freaking Jigsaw from the SAW movies has trapped you in a room. He says you can only get out if you commit three sickening acts:
1. Marry a ChiefsPlanet member
2. Fuck a ChiefsPlanet member (by having sex with them)
3. Kill a ChiefsPlanet member (by killing them)
Who would you choose for each sickening act? You must choose a different CPer for each.
And if you'd like to elaborate, what would the ceremony be like? How would you do the killing? And what would your fuck style be?
I would marry simply red, fuck jjchieffan, and kill myself after experiencing the unparalleled ecstasy of sex with jj!
Okay have fun!
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smithandrew051 10:18 PM 04-19-2021
Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi :
I’m FUCKKNG PISSED that no one on CP Planet wants to marry, kill, or fuck me!!!
You seem like a selfish lover. Like I’m sure it would be dynamite, but you’d probably jizz and leave. I’d have to lay there and wait for the towel while I contemplate what we are and why you closed your eyes.
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scho63 10:21 PM 04-19-2021
Originally Posted by smithandrew051 :
Can I bring Ubeja back to life and kill him?
Why not!
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T-post Tom 10:23 PM 04-19-2021
Marry SR because he seems nice.
Fuck Carcosa because it would be magic.
Kill myself for cheating on SR.
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Bugeater 10:39 PM 04-19-2021
Originally Posted by smithandrew051 :
You seem like a selfish lover. Like I’m sure it would be dynamite, but you’d probably jizz and leave. I’d have to lay there and wait for the towel while I contemplate what we are and why you closed your eyes.
You've clearly put a lot of thought into what a relationship with Jewish Rabbi would be like. I think there's something there...
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OnTheWarpath15 10:41 PM 04-19-2021
Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath15 :
This took 33 posts?
I mean, really...33 posts?
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eDave 10:41 PM 04-19-2021
I think Pawnmower wants to kill me now.
Do it, dude. I don't care. I'll pay for your expenses. But make it a surprise and not in the face. For my mom.
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Prison Bitch 10:49 PM 04-19-2021
Originally Posted by Chiefspants :
I see him as the witty pudgy guy who makes everyone laugh .
Yep
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rabblerouser 10:53 PM 04-19-2021
Marry : carcosa
FUCK : Billay
Kill : everyone who doesn't agree with me.
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RealSNR 10:54 PM 04-19-2021
Marry: KurtCobain. I love nursing wounded baby animals back to health.
Fuck: All of the mods. Except for Bowser. He's gotta pay.
Kill: Sandy Cheeks. And that one fucktard whose original name I can't remember but got banned and then made a mult account known as pmcakes.
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smithandrew051 11:05 PM 04-19-2021
Originally Posted by Bugeater :
You've clearly put a lot of thought into what a relationship with Jewish Rabbi would be like. I think there's something there...
I’ve been hurt before
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Katipan 11:45 PM 04-19-2021
I prefer it to all be the same person.
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Why Not? 01:41 AM 04-20-2021
Originally Posted by scho63 :
Why not!
In my mind I’m counting this as a vote for me in fuck or marry.
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lewdog 06:32 AM 04-20-2021
Originally Posted by Prison Bitch :
Yep
Not me.
I think you’ve got me confused with your last boyfriend.
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htismaqe 06:51 AM 04-20-2021
Originally Posted by Katipan :
I prefer it to all be the same person.
Ah, the "praying mantis".
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Sofa King 06:55 AM 04-20-2021
Originally Posted by ThaVirus :
Marry: KCChiefsQT
****: Carlota
Kill: Prison Bitch to make the world a better place
Whoops. I meant QT not red head.
Originally Posted by KurtCobain :
I would marry bug because he's handy around the house, I would **** sofa king and kill KurtCobain.
The kill Kurt Cobain made me laugh out loud for real. Perfect.
Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath15 :
I mean, really...33 posts?
This is who I meant, not the kcredhead. But yes, this is her.
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