Life " I prefer the bear " - Page 5

I'm not a hip guy, and I don't keep up with stuff on the internet very often outside of www.chiefsplanet.com

Can someone explain this "I prefer the bear" stuff I've come across online?
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"I choose the bear" is an obvious lie feminists tell the world for electronic validation. None of them actually choose the bear, as is evidenced by the fact they choose to live among men and don't actually move permanently out into the woods.

FYI, Google says the average person meets 80,000 people in a lifetime. Statistically about half of those will be men. So your average woman meets 40,000 men in her lifetime. What do you think would happen if she met 40,000 bears? The answer is she never could because one of the bears would eat her long before 40,000.
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Bears can smell blood more than a mile away. I don't think those women thought this through very well.
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Originally Posted by ToxSocks:
But what if you're just an average sized dude, or a short dude, like, lets say homie is 5-8", and gets stuck in the woods with Brittany Griner?

I mean, where's the nuance in this?

So you are saying that Bigfoot is real?
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Originally Posted by Otter:
I bet there is easily 1/2 million women with scars on their knees who've already said this exact sentence.

Why?

Gosh, there's a lot to unpack there.

Not as much as the guy who thinks women live in society for men but one crazy at a time.
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Guys, if your girl doesn't like to suck your dick, it is entirely your fault.

Back to the bears, please.
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okay guys. Two female lions vs a polar bear. Neutral ground, 50 yard line at Arrowhead, who wins? The polar bear is defending her young.
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What is the goal? Eat the baby or just score a touchdown?
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Its a conditional hypothetical that women show their sub 85 IQ when they say the bear.
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Originally Posted by Dunerdr:
okay guys. Two female lions vs a polar bear. Neutral ground, 50 yard line at Arrowhead, who wins? The polar bear is defending her young.

I'll vote polar bear. I've seen a ton of clips of lionesses not able to drive off a half dozen hyenas; can't see how they manage to defeat a polar bear sow 3-4 times their size protecting her cub.
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Originally Posted by Megatron96:
I'll vote polar bear. I've seen a ton of clips of lionesses not able to drive off a half dozen hyenas; can't see how they manage to defeat a polar bear sow 3-4 times their size protecting her cub.

Because it's not hockey.
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Originally Posted by Katipan:
Because it's not hockey.

True. Can't find any fault in this logic.
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Feminists are dumb as shit. Lol
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Originally Posted by Otter:

I asked AI where I fell on the creepiness of Katipan's creepy scale and all it said is "you're not Claynus". Oh, and BTW, this statement falls true for both sexes, not just women.

So AI has run all the relevant info and both sexes find Clay creepy?

I can see that...
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