We tried snow and blizzard butt eventually settled on Santa for when one of the dogs snuck in and put their cold wet nose right on one of our assholes [Reply]
Originally Posted by Old Dog:
I think the most common one though is the "Traffic Light". "Yellow" meaning you're pushing their limits and "Red" meaning stop.
When they say "yellow", I instinctively press the accelerator to the floor and completely ignore the red.
Weirdest breakup with a girlfriend ever. She claimed I sexually abused her. The only thing sexually abusive was how she raped my ears with her bizarre outburts Scandinavian pride during sex. I'd be going to town and she kept screaming, "I'M FINNISH! I'M FINNISH!" [Reply]