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How do you expect a guy to do his job if you don't even provide him a proper desk to work at.

Man, it'd suck having to work with someone like you.
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I think you have to give a lot of credit to a worker who stays late, off the clock, to finish up a job.
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Damn, that's just wrong. I have never had that happen to me, but I had a girl I was dating catch my roommate pumping the pooch. I was gone elk hunting and told my girfriend to go over to the house and check up on my dogs. She walked in the house and old "Scooter" was laying there on the couch naked making moaning noises, watching porn and working the ole strokestick.

She chimes in with "what are you doing?" I guess the poor bastard grabbed a blanket and covered himself up and changed the channel in about 2 seconds. You should have heard that cell message from my girlfriend when I got in cell range after leaving the mountains. :-)
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No proxy server? Livin' dangerously if not. Hey if your employer is concerned about such things then its YOUR job that is at risk because you can't prove who is accessing these sites and there is a trail of them on your computer.

I sure as hell wouldn't take a bullet for some guy I happen to work with. But you may work at a small business and not have to worry about it. It is realy up to you to decide what kind of problems you may face from this.
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Damn, glad that I have never been caught!!
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To quote Paris Hilton, 'that's hot!'
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It would make a better video then hers did!!
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Link?
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open mesh task chair
liquid paper lubricates
love in afternoon
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Too bad I didn't catch you...
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If I were to do that, I don't think I would get caught!
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Don't say that, you'll mess up the fantasy.
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Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "I gave at the office."
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If you don't torture that guy, with at least one idea that comes from the day crew, every day for a month.......you're a puss.

1. I'd be using the cleaning equivilent of Napalm on everything within 3' of my desk.

I think you should go immediately to ToysRUs and buy one of those BopBags with a clown picture on it.......blow it up, and put it on his desk before he comes in Monday.

Immediately change his nametag to "spanky"

Some Monkey Spank haiku is also required.

Barn Door is open.
So, At work you punch the Clown
Cleanup on Isle 5
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Work is so boring
Fire Me Boy's computer calls
shut the door and spank.
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