ChiefsPlanet Mobile
Page 496 of 660
« First < 396446486492493494495496 497498499500506546596 > Last »
Hall of Classics>I have a date.
luv 07:09 PM 06-22-2007
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
[Reply]
CHENZ A! 06:54 PM 07-28-2009
Originally Posted by Katipan:
Distance. :-)
I see. Hoes in different area codes. Not really friends.
[Reply]
Hammock Parties 06:55 PM 07-28-2009
Originally Posted by Buzz:
Bullshit! I would have turned the fuck around.
I was in the middle of heavy traffic, had apparently just been stood up, and had no idea if I was being played or not. I didn't feel like turning around.

Stay tuned for the exciting conclusion.
[Reply]
Hammock Parties 06:56 PM 07-28-2009
Originally Posted by sedated:
so, when do a bunch of coincidences become a pattern in your mind?
If she doesn't show up tomorrow it will be obvious.
[Reply]
Hammock Parties 06:57 PM 07-28-2009
Originally Posted by Over-Head:
You couldn't get this chick to look your way let alone blow you.
Oh yeah?

Originally Posted by :
Mmhmm. You are really cute. He didnt lie haha

[Reply]
Over-Head 06:57 PM 07-28-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:

Stay tuned for the exciting conclusion.
Of what you jerking off to some pic you nabbed off facebook?
[Reply]
Hammock Parties 06:59 PM 07-28-2009
Originally Posted by Buzz:
You didnt feel like turning around? BULLSHIT! Didnt fucking happen...
I don't think with my dick often enough, apparently. I was definitely thinking with the other head at that point.
[Reply]
Hammock Parties 07:05 PM 07-28-2009
Originally Posted by Buzz:
YOU are full of shit!
LOL

YOU might have turned around but I am not you.
[Reply]
Hammock Parties 07:10 PM 07-28-2009
Originally Posted by Buzz:
That's why I just got laid and YOU didnt.
The ability to delay gratification is the highest form of maturity.

I'm a more advanced form of life than you.
[Reply]
sedated 07:10 PM 07-28-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
but I am not you.
this is always at the top of my list of things I am thankful for.
[Reply]
sedated 07:11 PM 07-28-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
The ability to delay gratification is the highest form of maturity.
how mature are you if you wait for the rest of eternity?
[Reply]
Hammock Parties 07:11 PM 07-28-2009
Originally Posted by sedated:
how mature are you if you wait for the rest of eternity?
Ask a Priest. I think they get to play poker with God in the afterlife or something.
[Reply]
Gonzo 07:12 PM 07-28-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
OK, here's the story.

This girl wants to suck my dick. Lucky me. She's getting off work and heading to her tanning salon and wants to meet me there, and it's not far, so I head up there. She apparently was getting off at 5. I get there at 5:35 and stave off the advances of the gay clerk. Actually, we had a pretty nice conversation, I'm sure he wanted my number or something.

Anyway, 6:00 gets there and I begin to feel as if I've been stood up, played, been led on a wild goose chase, whatever. 6:20, I decide to leave. Damn.

About five minutes down the road I get a text that says "Hey! Im running a little late. U there yet?" WTF!!! Oh cruel fates. So we exchange a few more messages and plan to meet up tomorrow...although I'm not entirely sure I'm still not being played. However, she did say she talked to the clerk, who told her I had been waiting, and that he said I was "cute." Jeez, gay guys.

Allow me to retort....



[Reply]
Hammock Parties 07:13 PM 07-28-2009
Originally Posted by Gonzo:
Allow me to retort....


God dammit guys. There is nothing wrong with that chick's appearance.


[Reply]
Sure-Oz 07:14 PM 07-28-2009
I bet that bitches skin is like crocodile skin granny's from something about mary
[Reply]
Gonzo 07:15 PM 07-28-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
God dammit guys. There is nothing wrong with that chick's appearance.


[Reply]
Page 496 of 660
« First < 396446486492493494495496 497498499500506546596 > Last »
Up