Originally Posted by displacedinMN:
OFFICIAL MINNESOTA TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART:
60 ABOVE: Arizonans turn on the heat. People in Minnesota plant gardens.
32 ABOVE: Distilled water freezes. Lake Superior water gets thicker.
20 ABOVE: Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Minnesota are selling cookies door to door.
15 ABOVE: Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Minnesota have the last cook-out before it gets cold.
ZERO: People in Miami all die. Minnesotans lick the flagpole.
40 BELOW: The Iditarod is postponed. The Twins start spring training.
55 BELOW: Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Minnesota Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
80 BELOW: Mt. St. Helen freezes. People in Minnesota rent some videos.
100 BELOW: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Minnesotans get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.
297 BELOW: Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products. Cows in Minnesota complain about farmers with cold hands.
460 BELOW: ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.) People in Minnesota start saying........"Cold nuff for ya?"
500 BELOW: Hell freezes over. The Vikings win the Super Bowl!!!!
This one is funny. It's only more funny when Floridians and other warmer coastal people want/need the world to help them because it rains kind of heavily... [Reply]
Originally Posted by MIAdragon:
Was 86 here today.
86 plus humidity? Yuck.
High of 66 here which I really like. Don't care for the central valley summers much any more but my area does get a delta breeze in the evenings. [Reply]
-10 here but we've had lows in the -20s and haven't been above zero in like 5 days. Yes, I also take the garbage out, etc. in my shorts. Lived in ND my whole life, just the way it is. [Reply]