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luv 07:09 PM 06-22-2007
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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The Franchise 03:43 PM 07-22-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Don't be such a pussy. If he wants to sit in the corner and whimper while I bang his wife, what's the harm?
What's the harm?

Until you're about ready to stick it in his wife.....and you have a knife to your throat. That's why....but go ahead and do it anyways. I'm sure Athan can write an awesome obituary.
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Hammock Parties 03:43 PM 07-22-2009
Originally Posted by Param:
That chat would've been more interesting if you talked to the girl. Got any of those?
She was right there.

Originally Posted by :
That guy must have a really small dick if Clayton's is double his size. :-)
Is it so hard to believe I'm well hung?
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ChiTown 03:44 PM 07-22-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Where did you think the real freaks hung out? Church?
So, you sent them a pic from a porno mag, told them it was your cock, and now they want to fuck? Dude, they are going to be plenty disappointed. If you weren't filling up the Cougar, you're not hung
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Hammock Parties 03:44 PM 07-22-2009
Originally Posted by Pestilence:
What's the harm?

Until you're about ready to stick it in his wife.....and you have a knife to your throat. That's why....but go ahead and do it anyways. I'm sure Athan can write an awesome obituary.
Oh please. They're visiting from out of town. They're swingers. This shit goes on all the time.

Donger thought my cougar was going to kill me, if you remember. :-)
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Amnorix 03:44 PM 07-22-2009
Originally Posted by ChiTown:
GMAFB

errr...translation into English?
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ChiTown 03:45 PM 07-22-2009
Originally Posted by Amnorix:
errr...translation into English?
Give Me a Fucking Break
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Mile High Mania 03:45 PM 07-22-2009
The funny thing is that I think a few of you really think some of what he is typing is real.
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OnTheWarpath15 03:45 PM 07-22-2009
Originally Posted by Pestilence:
What's the harm?

Until you're about ready to stick it in his wife.....and you have a knife to your throat. That's why....but go ahead and do it anyways. I'm sure Athan can write an awesome obituary.
He'd spell Clayton's name wrong, and it would be full of grammatical errors.
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Hammock Parties 03:45 PM 07-22-2009
Originally Posted by ChiTown:
So, you sent them a pic from a porno mag, told them it was your cock, and now they want to fuck? Dude, they are going to be plenty disappointed. If you weren't filling up the Cougar, you're not hung
No, I photographed my real cock. My big, real cock. They loved it.
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ChiTown 03:46 PM 07-22-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
No, I photographed my real cock. My big, real cock. They loved it.
:-)

You have a flare for fiction - that is for sure.
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Hammock Parties 03:47 PM 07-22-2009
PS - I'm meeting Ms. Anal Saturday.

She actually wanted it last night but she's downtown. Yes, that's right. A girl wanted me to fuck her in the ass and I literally told her to wait a few days. Something is horribly, horribly wrong with me.
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Param 03:47 PM 07-22-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Don't be such a pussy. If he wants to sit in the corner and whimper while I bang his wife, what's the harm?
I agree. You should go for it.
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dirk digler 03:47 PM 07-22-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
She was right there.



Is it so hard to believe I'm well hung?
Yes. I have fucked several women that had kids even multiple kids and I had no problem with tightness. Which leads me to believe you are not well hung.
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Mile High Mania 03:48 PM 07-22-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
PS - I'm meeting Ms. Anal Saturday.

She actually wanted it last night but she's downtown. Yes, that's right. A girl wanted me to **** her in the ass and I literally told her to wait a few days. Something is horribly, horribly wrong with me.
Just 'something'... there are many things, the list is long and
distinguished ... unlike your johnson.
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Hammock Parties 03:49 PM 07-22-2009
Originally Posted by dirk digler:
Yes. I have fucked several women that had kids even multiple kids and I had no problem with tightness. Which leads me to believe you are not well hung.
I could just show you a pic, and that would settle it.

But I doubt you want that.
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