What? You had a date and couldn't achieve erection?
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The pill might do the trick.

But I have some shocking news for you: this bitch is going to be anything but tight.
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wine gives you a whiskey dick, and you wouldn't know a gaping giner.

That was just limbered up because you weren't the first cowboy at that rodeo that day.



You're a douche and one of these days, one of these other internet-orgy Dbags is going to horse cock you in the shitter.
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More shocking news: He won't care if he's on Viagra.
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I honestly have no frame of reference for medical assistance for my cock.
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:-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-)
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Get a list of references from them just to make sure you aren't going to be forced to fellate him while she holds a rusty razor to your nutsack.
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Well if you are not doing them, you are probably not getting enough sex = Which sounds like beneficial to you..
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My knowledge comes from my mother. She's says it's akin to someone shoving rebar into "stepdaddy's" dick. And she's tiny tiny. Like 5'2" maybe.

I guess I have almost firsthand knowledge. Apparently the current b/f knew when he would finally get "it". (Insert CP Poster: "First date, huh?") He asked a buddy if he had any little blue pills. Didn't want to disappoint me.

No. His buddy was out.
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Probably for the best.

Disappointment can happen after the first time, dude. Don't want her expecting the wonder schlong every time.

By the way, that's a troubling conversation with mom.
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Lord, she told me about one b/f that she caught feeding his dog his jizz.

Open mother/daughter relationship and she was way too classy to use the word jizz.
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Man Juice?
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"omg his... you know! his stuff! finished in his hand and then fed it to the dog. what is that??"
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I'm bored at work.....post it.
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I always find "nut" to be more aesthetically pleasing, too.

Hey, it's part of a food group. How cute...
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