probably while he fucks you
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Does it make it "gay" if you are enjoying the wife more than the guy?
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He just wants to watch.

Actually, he wants me to call him a faggot and humiliate him while I do the job he can't, apparently.

If I posted the entire chatlog you'd die laughing. These people are freaks.
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... the look on your face when he sneaks up behind you and gives you a rusty trombone.
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:-)
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You are going to end up in a ditch with a bullet in your head.
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You're just pissed I'm going to do a girl in the butt before you.
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No, I'm really not.
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That's not how you felt a few months ago.


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Good lord... :-)

You have become quite the vile p.o.s. recently.

Are you going to start posting pics of yourself and bragging about how chicks dig dudes with motorcycles?
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I knew that you'd save that.
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I merely remembered it.

Anyway, if she begs me, I might just cave.
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Ten bucks says you vomit if you do.
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If you didn't have the testicular fortitude to keep it up with a lone cougar, you are not nearly sexually astute enough to rip up a skank AND embarrass her significant other at the same time.

The irony is that you'd be the one laughed out of the room. Spare yourself.
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It was mostly the wine...and her gaping berginer.

Plus, he said he'd bring viagra.
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