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xztop123 12:53 AM 08-04-2014
outside of social circles?

i';ve been going out every weekend for the past 2 years. Not much to speak of in terms of success. PUA attempted
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xztop123 05:09 PM 08-23-2014
Originally Posted by KCrockaholic:
This guy's a freak.
That's not an abnormal thought.

In puritian times I would have been hung 400 times over by now
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xztop123 05:10 PM 08-23-2014
Originally Posted by beach tribe:
No need for name calling.

I will excuse it, considering the sexual frustration and all:-)
Low IQ man focuses on wrong element of post
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beach tribe 05:11 PM 08-23-2014
Look at the bright side. I'll bet Popeye would be jealous of your forearms.
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xztop123 05:15 PM 08-23-2014
I actually stood next to Tyler Bray in a bar when he first got here the summer after we drafted him. He didn't know anyone and i befriended him and tried to scrap off some of the girls that were coming up to him and hanging in his vacinity
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KCrockaholic 05:23 PM 08-23-2014
Originally Posted by xztop123:
I actually stood next to Tyler Bray in a bar when he first got here the summer after we drafted him. He didn't know anyone and i befriended him and tried to scrap off some of the girls that were coming up to him and hanging in his vacinity
Just stop. Smh.
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loochy 05:27 PM 08-23-2014
Originally Posted by xztop123:
ive been trying to get laid for 2 years as a full time job.
THAT'S WHY YOU ARE A GOD DAMNED CREEP
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Easy 6 05:32 PM 08-23-2014
Originally Posted by beach tribe:
Bravo, sir.
The only advice this guy really needs.

Close the thread, main.
I used to have a friend who was almost this bad, not a bad looking guy at all and he was a KILLER guitar player, a tool he didnt use nearly enough... he just overthought everything to the point that he lost focus of the main objective, like this guy.

"I've deeply studied and scientifically calculated every angle and am now an expert in the ways in which I am undesirable to the female species... herp"

Good Lord, and I used to think I was shy.
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beach tribe 05:51 PM 08-23-2014
Originally Posted by xztop123:
Low IQ man focuses on wrong element of post
You're right, you're right.

You should let us take a look at those recordings and see if we can help.
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George Liquor 08:01 PM 08-23-2014
Originally Posted by xztop123:
I actually stood next to Tyler Bray in a bar when he first got here the summer after we drafted him. He didn't know anyone and i befriended him and tried to scrap off some of the girls that were coming up to him and hanging in his vacinity
Troll long, troll strong.
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George Liquor 08:02 PM 08-23-2014
The reason why you don't get laid is you're a fucking creeper.
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beach tribe 08:28 PM 08-23-2014
I see a rape van in your future.
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Pasta Little Brioni 10:48 PM 08-23-2014
How are you guys believing this bull shit? It is Vulture and he has returned.
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Stanley Nickels 10:54 PM 08-23-2014
Originally Posted by xztop123:
No retard. ive been trying to get laid for 2 years as a full time job.

After about 8 months of failures I began to look for reasons and explinations as to why. I didn't enter this thinking I needed to record or that my looks were a problem.
A) I don't believe you, and
B) if you ARE serious, your desperation is the reason you're not getting laid. Cyclical angst.
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Jim Lahey 11:06 PM 08-23-2014
Have you tried slipping an object into her drink?
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Otter 12:10 AM 08-24-2014
I've only been glancing at this thread but wow! Has Katipan chimed in?

This is like high school where they kid has a 'kick me' sign on his back and can't figure it out. Gotta give Beach Tribe credit however for trying to help.
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