How many awkward moments were there? Around here we had the over/under at 3 moments per hour.
Not many. It was a little awkward when I was trying to enter her from behind and went totally limp. I said..."Uh...fuck...you better suck it."
What was amusing in my own mind was when I was getting some shitty head and I felt bored...started watching the blue screen saver on the HDTV across from me...started thinking about my Madden franchise......yawn.... [Reply]
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Not many. It was a little awkward when I was trying to enter her from behind and went totally limp. I said..."Uh...fuck...you better suck it."
Mmhmm.
No cramps or anything a half hour in? You stayed well hydrated. :-) [Reply]
No cramps or anything a half hour in? You stayed well hydrated. :-)
No injuries to speak of but my arm was throbbing when I was screwing her with three fingers from the fist of angry god. I really wanted to get her off. I worked at it. :-) [Reply]
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
No injuries to speak of but my arm was throbbing when I was screwing her with three fingers from the fist of angry god. I really wanted to get her off. I worked at it. :-)
Did she ever give birth or was the lack of tightness a result of being a used whore? [Reply]
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
No injuries to speak of but my arm was throbbing when I was screwing her with three fingers from the fist of angry god. I really wanted to get her off. I worked at it. :-)
Next time just work the butter-bean. You'll save the arm and only tire a finger or two. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Delano:
Did she ever give birth or was the lack of tightness a result of being a used whore?
Who fucking knows. For all I know it was her house and her "nephews" were her kids. A couple times I thought I heard a noise, like a car pulling up or something. [Reply]
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Mostly we talked about adultfriendfinder. We both cheated the system. Haha! And it led to shitty sex, so I guess the joke was on us.
We briefly discussed the shitty Cameron Diaz movie on TV. Then I started talking about her tits.
Kind of impressed, GoChiefs. Doesn't sound awkward, and you made the first move, at least verbally. Well played. [Reply]
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Who fucking knows. For all I know it was her house and her "nephews" were her kids. A couple times I thought I heard a noise, like a car pulling up or something.
Originally Posted by leviw:
Kind of impressed, GoChiefs. Doesn't sound awkward, and you made the first move, at least verbally. Well played.
I think Sam got all the awkwardness out of me a few months ago (my 18 yo half BJ/makeout/fingerbang slut). This time I wasn't asking the girl to rate my performance in the middle of the event, or saying stupid shit like "Am I crushing you?"
Actually, I should text her and tell her I lost it. I told her of my plight. [Reply]
