How fat are your fingers that you think 3 in is that big of a deal? You don't finger bang a chick with them standing side by side like soldiers. They overlap. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Katipan:
How fat are your fingers that you think 3 in is that big of a deal? You don't finger bang a chick with them standing side by side like soldiers. They overlap.
Mine were NOT overlapping.
I got inside that thing and it was TOTAL meh. The blowjob was better. [Reply]
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Actually, she was very nice. It was a very cordial, relaxing experience. I had to hold my hand over her mouth when she was moaning like a wildebeest though, so as not to wake up her nephews. :-)
Originally Posted by Dave Lane:
Good for you. And yes the first time I did it I fucked like a wild man and never came cuz I was way to freaked out. And I was about half your age :-)
I think first times are generally one or the other
I always thought I was weird for having the virgin anxiety. I'm glad to know I wasn't the only one. [Reply]
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Actually, she was very nice. It was a very cordial, relaxing experience. I had to hold my hand over her mouth when she was moaning like a wildebeest though, so as not to wake up her nephews. :-)
Sorry baby. But at least now you have a pretty good story.
Plenty of young men would love to tag a couger.
She really is pretty good looking for 39. I'm impressed. So do you get to go back for more GC? Or have you completely lost interest? Here, let's spice it up. Next time "slip" and put it in her butt. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts:
She really is pretty good looking for 39. I'm impressed. So do you get to go back for more GC? Or have you completely lost interest? Here, let's spice it up. Next time "slip" and put it in her butt.
I vote he doesn't go back.
I didn't go back to my first and it worked out great for me. [Reply]
I'm so happy this entire ordeal is over. I've watched disappointedly for 8 full years. Even the Chiefs have brought me joy more frequently than that. Even though the ending was bittersweet, I am looking forward to the next step in the saga of Clayton Wendler's life; buying matching Garanimals without mommy's supervision. [Reply]
