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luv 07:09 PM 06-22-2007
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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88TG88 11:26 PM 06-30-2009
I'm pulling an all nighter until I hear the news.

very very bored
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TinyEvel 11:38 PM 06-30-2009
THis is awesome! It's like the DNC headquarters on election night.
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KcMizzou 11:42 PM 06-30-2009
Originally Posted by TinyEvel:
THis is awesome! It's like the DNC headquarters on election night.
I may, or may not rub one out in the next 15 minutes.

Stay tuned.

PM me for the twitter feed.
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Buck 11:45 PM 06-30-2009
Fuck I gotta go to bed.

I'll check in in the morning.
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TinyEvel 11:49 PM 06-30-2009
If I stay up any longer I'm gonna go get a 6-pack and box of Cheezits.

g'nite!
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TinyEvel 11:49 PM 06-30-2009
fuck, that beer an Cheezits sounds awesome right now
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TinyEvel 11:49 PM 06-30-2009
no, I'm going to bed.

:-)
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88TG88 11:54 PM 06-30-2009
NOOOOOO STAY UP :-)
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Phobia 12:06 AM 07-01-2009
I'm going to take a real live breathing lady to bed in a few minutes and we love one another. There's nothing better than that. Nothing.
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88TG88 12:09 AM 07-01-2009
Who loses their virginity on a Tuesday anyways. WTF is that
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Phobia 12:14 AM 07-01-2009
Originally Posted by 88TG88:
Who loses their virginity on a Tuesday anyways. WTF is that
Nobody. I'll bet she's putting him in the freezer right now.
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88TG88 12:25 AM 07-01-2009
If goatse dies can I have his caisno cash ?
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TinyEvel 12:27 AM 07-01-2009
Originally Posted by 88TG88:
Who loses their virginity on a Tuesday anyways. WTF is that
I did.

Was my pal's family friend's daughter. The parents all went bowling together every Tuesday. The kids (old teenagers) statyed at the apartment and watched movies.

My friend gave me the heads up that she was there, said she wanted me to come over (I had made out with her at their Christmas party a couple weeks earlier).

I jumped on my 10-speed (I was 15) and rode over. We all hung out for a few minutes, then I went into his mom's room and made out with the girl and then we did the deed.

It was awesome. She was incredible in bed, skinny, blonde and had, like, 36DDs.

I left about an hour later and started to ride home, then my bike chain broke after two blocks. I walked my bike home for like two miles, then went in the house and joined my family watching "Battle of the Network Stars"

I remember thinking to myself, as I watched Barbie Benton and Patrick Duffy row a plastic canoe across a swimming pool, "Well, that was it. There it was. We now return you to your normal 10-speed bike and shit TV show teenage life. Thanks for participating ."
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007 12:29 AM 07-01-2009
Does this thread EVER die?
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Phobia 12:30 AM 07-01-2009
Originally Posted by TinyEvel:
I did.

Was my pal's family friend's daughter. the parents all want bowling together every Tuesday. Kinds (old teenagers) hung out at the apartment and watched movies.

He gave me the heads up she was there (I had made out with her at their Christmas party a couple weeks earlier).

I jumped on my 10-speed (I was 15) and rode over. Hung out for a few minutes, then went into his mom's room and made out and did the deed.
T'was awesome. She was incredible, skinny, blonde and had, like, 36DDs.

I left about an hour later and started to ride home, then my bike chain broke after two blocks. I walked my block like two miles home, went in the house and joined my family watching "Battle of the Network Stars"

I remember thinking to myself, as I watched Barbie Benton and Patrick Duffy row a plastic canoe across a swimming pool, "Well, that was it. There it was. We now return you to your normal 10-speed bike and shit TV show teenage life. Thanks for participating.
How many beers have you had tonight?
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