The big anti-hijack thread.....
Talk about anything, but if this works than we don't have to keep looking around all the threads to see who is still on tonight, and every night, or even every day! Talk about the chiefs, talk about tomorrow, talk about football, politics or even how to do flooring and the applicable budget. What you're drinking, how hard it is to sleep, etc. Every thing is acceptable in this thread.....
Originally Posted by Sam Hall:
You seem to be in a bad mood. Things that have always been acceptable on this site are not acceptable to you tonight.
I spent the entire day having some IT a**hat in charge of the routers at a VERY large corporation telling me that the problem I've had for 6 months and that I've been working with him on for 6 months was my fault, only to, after 10.5 hours today alone, come to the conclusion that, in fact, the very thing I've been PROVING for 6 months, is occurring. Then not be able to fix it.
Oh, and then he asked me in a frustrated and s**t eating tone "Is it really THAT important?"
Originally Posted by Simplex3:
I spent the entire day having some IT a**hat in charge of the routers at a VERY large corporation telling me that the problem I've had for 6 months and that I've been working with him on for 6 months was my fault, only to, after 10.5 hours today alone, come to the conclusion that, in fact, the very thing I've been PROVING for 6 months, is occurring. Then not be able to fix it.
Oh, and then he asked me in a frustrated and s**t eating tone "Is it really THAT important?"
My PM is available for information exchange that is better left unsaid in the public forum. More pain = more money.
Originally Posted by Simplex3:
After I finish with the ball-peen hammer there won't be enough toe left to hold. Sorry.
you've taught me much, great one. But trust me - it's my turn..... we pull the toe nail, then dislocate the pinky toe, before the hammer. Finish with a splash of turpentine wait till the screaming stops and then start over with the next toe.
Originally Posted by crazycoffey:
you've taught me much, great one. But trust me - it's my turn..... we pull the toe nail, then dislocate the pinky toe, before the hammer. Finish with a splash of turpentine wait till the screaming stops and then start over with the next toe.
Ok, if we're going to be serious about this...
First we nail them to the floor using a pneumatic nailer. Then we shove slivers of dry bamboo under the toenails. Then, you soak the bamboo in water. When he's had enough of that, we rip them off.
Originally Posted by Simplex3:
Ok, if we're going to be serious about this...
First we nail them to the floor using a pneumatic nailer. Then we shove slivers of dry bamboo under the toenails. Then, you soak the bamboo in water. When he's had enough of that, we rip them off.
don't use to many nails, you don't want him to bleed out on you. bamboo under the toenails is a good step to throw in the mix, but it is kind of a one trick pony, when the bamboo starts to soak up water it will slowly tear off the nail.
what I liked about my approach is the creativety, it's three or four different acts on one toe, plus if he starts to act tough, the turpentine can be ignited. Layer your tortue for the longer lasting satisfaction.
Originally Posted by crazycoffey:
don't use to many nails, you don't want him to bleed out on you. bamboo under the toenails is a good step to throw in the mix, but it is kind of a one trick pony, when the bamboo starts to soak up water it will slowly tear off the nail.
what I liked about my approach is the creativety, it's three or four different acts on one toe, plus if he starts to act tough, the turpentine can be ignited. Layer your tortue for the longer lasting satisfaction.
I was also thinking of the "insert glass rod into d**k hole then pound it with a hammer", but I'm not sure if GoChiefs will be available for it and I'm not going there.
Originally Posted by Simplex3:
Ok, if we're going to be serious about this...
First we nail them to the floor using a pneumatic nailer. Then we shove slivers of dry bamboo under the toenails. Then, you soak the bamboo in water. When he's had enough of that, we rip them off.
Plus I was saving the bamboo water treatment for phase three, a long sliver in his prick hole, then when it starts to expand, well there ain't no turning back.
Originally Posted by Simplex3:
I was also thinking of the "insert glass rod into d**k hole then pound it with a hammer", but I'm not sure if GoChiefs will be available for it and I'm not going there.
