Oh please. If anything he's a degenerate, loser, unAwesome wanna-be.
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The odds are in your favor, I have the same goal about winning a lottery... I would think your odds of having 'relations' with a live (somewhat attractive) female are a bit better. And, if you act nothing in real life like you do here... you should be a lock to find that willing female on the rebound looking for some action.
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im sure dan would have the women driving to him not the other way around :-)
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This weekend - yes. :-)

However, I'll be driving the following weekend. :-)
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:-)
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But only because he's a benevolent muthafucka!
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fyp
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This is true. A 58-year old gay film director with a dashing salt-and-pepper beard was hitting on me just yesterday. He was a cool guy, too. I dug him. I bet I could easily get in one of his films if I slept with him.
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While you slept with him.
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:-)

Try having sex with somebody, anybody before you make stupid statements like that.
And animals or relatives don't count:-)
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I am SO having sex tonight.

IT'S ON!

If you're not on Chiefsplanet tonight you may miss something special. STAND BY YOUR CELL PHONES VALIANT TEXT MESSENGERS! THE TIME OF RECKONING IS NIGH!

(PM me your number if you want)
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just send me a pic
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pic of the gal not you btw, thanks.
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:-)
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somebody bake me a warm apple pie.
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