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luv 07:09 PM 06-22-2007
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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Hammock Parties 05:25 PM 06-23-2009
Originally Posted by Phobia:
I know we're great friends, Roger - well, at least as close as an old fat white guy and an old fat black guy can be, but I had no idea about the whole raping fat white dudes infatuation when I agreed to this friendship.
Don't flatter yourself. He's only interested in raping skinny white dudes.
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luv 05:31 PM 06-23-2009
Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding:
This

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You saying I'm pimping myself?
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greg63 08:58 PM 06-23-2009
Hey luv, long time!
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luv 09:58 PM 06-23-2009
Originally Posted by greg63:
Hey luv, long time!
Wow. Who are you again? :-)
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JOhn 11:41 PM 06-23-2009
Has he got laid yet?

Or is it still the "next date/girl/etc"?
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Kyle DeLexus 01:00 AM 06-24-2009
Originally Posted by JOhn:
Or is it still the "next date/girl/etc"?
Winner!
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Hammock Parties 05:37 AM 06-24-2009
Originally Posted by JOhn:
Has he got laid yet?

Or is it still the "next date/girl/etc"?
Friday, bro.

All she wants is lunch. And sex.

yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
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Fire Me Boy! 07:55 AM 06-24-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan:
Friday, bro.

All she wants is lunch. And sex.

yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Is this the 30-year-old?
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Hammock Parties 07:57 AM 06-24-2009
Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!:
Is this the 30-year-old?
No no no. I'm done with that bitch (she blew me off on IM twice). This one is 24.
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wutamess 08:12 AM 06-24-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan:
No no no. I'm done with that bitch (she blew me off on IM twice). This one is 24.
Which one was the 30 yo and the 24 yo?
Which one had you on a ild goose chase the other night? And did you ever get text her or whatever?
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Hammock Parties 08:15 AM 06-24-2009
Originally Posted by wutamess:
Which one was the 30 yo and the 24 yo?
Which one had you on a ild goose chase the other night? And did you ever get text her or whatever?
30yo was last weekend. She blew me off. Fine, fuck her AND her kids.

I haven't even met this new girl yet.
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burt 08:19 AM 06-24-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan:
I haven't even met this new girl yet.
That's why you believe you have a chance!
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wutamess 08:20 AM 06-24-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan:
30yo was last weekend. She blew me off. Fine, **** her AND her kids.

I haven't even met this new girl yet.
So is that the beltway sniper that said she didn't want to fugg?
How do you know this chick wants the sexes?
Is this the HOT Chick you've been referring to?
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Dave Lane 08:22 AM 06-24-2009
Remember to be cool good posture, all movements should be slow almost regal. Act like you are the Imperial Overlord and you will get treated like it.
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Hammock Parties 08:22 AM 06-24-2009
Originally Posted by wutamess:
So is that the beltway sniper that said she didn't want to fugg?
Yes.

Originally Posted by :
How do you know this chick wants the sexes?
She said so.

Originally Posted by :
Is this the HOT Chick you've been referring to?
Yes.
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