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luv 07:09 PM 06-22-2007
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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easymobee 01:17 AM 06-22-2009
Pic of the 30 yr old divorcee? I'm rooting for you, and remember that 30 is right when women hit their sexual peak.
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Tribal Warfare 01:51 AM 06-22-2009

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booger 02:53 AM 06-22-2009
Originally Posted by Phobia:
I still don't believe you got the stinky finger, Clay. What did it taste like?
Originally Posted by Claythan:
I didn't taste that shit. Gross.
:-)
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booger 02:53 AM 06-22-2009
ask her next time if she wants to try nasallingus
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Pioli Zombie 05:35 AM 06-22-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan:
Not casually.

For reference:

http://www.dannyhaszard.com/colitis.htm
Ok, I'm coming to this late. You're Danny? If so I'm sorry you went through that. Couldn't have been easy. That's messed up about having your healthcare neglected for that. But.........why can't Jehovahs date?

And btw, if the story isn't you. What?????
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Saulbadguy 06:41 AM 06-22-2009
Claythan is supremely entertaining. Reminds me of my younger days...even though we are roughly the same age.
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Hammock Parties 06:43 AM 06-22-2009
It's just an example of how sexually repressed Jehovah's Witnesses are.

I don't really know why JoHo's can't date casually. It was never really explained. I guess teenagers making out is against God's law or something.

I wish I was a JEW.
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Saulbadguy 06:46 AM 06-22-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan:
It's just an example of how sexually repressed Jehovah's Witnesses are.

I don't really know why JoHo's can't date casually. It was never really explained. I guess teenagers making out is against God's law or something.

I wish I was a JEW.
Honestly I think we just have a lot in common, regardless of religion and whatnot. Reading the stories are quite often a reflection of my past when I was around 19-22.
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Hammock Parties 06:51 AM 06-22-2009
Originally Posted by Saulbadguy:
Honestly I think we just have a lot in common, regardless of religion and whatnot. Reading the stories are quite often a reflection of my past when I was around 19-22.
Yeah, see. Your Jew upbringing helped you mack on chicks earlier.

I dropped out of the JoHo's at 19. That's actually the time a lot of dumbass JoHo's get married, because they are SO FUCKING HORNY.

Basically I'm 8 years old. And I've already been on four dates. So take THAT, breeders.
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Saulbadguy 06:59 AM 06-22-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan:
Yeah, see. Your Jew upbringing helped you mack on chicks earlier.

I dropped out of the JoHo's at 19. That's actually the time a lot of dumbass JoHo's get married, because they are SO ****ING HORNY.

Basically I'm 8 years old. And I've already been on four dates. So take THAT, breeders.
I didn't have a hardcore jewish upbringing or anything like that. We went to Temple every so often, did my Bar Mitzvah (good loot) and that's about it. It's weird how people think i'm a religious person just because I was raised Jewish - can I assume people are hardcore religious nuts because they can recite some prayer by memory (whatever that our father for art thou in heaven, etc etc is)? Bu I digress...

No, "macking on chicks" was truly pathetic. I could only initiate contact online, I met in public places, and if I got lucky some fat cow would let me feel her tits. Generally, it was striking out, and going home to find out i'm now on her "blocked" list on AIM. Even had a dummy account set up to see if I was blocked. It had nothing to do with my religious upbringing (or lack thereof) , which I suspect is the case with you as well. It had to do with being a socially inept dork. I still to this day have problems communicating with people i've never met in real life. Once I warm up to them it's fine but it takes awhile, if it happens at all.
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Hammock Parties 07:01 AM 06-22-2009
Dude it had everything to do with my religious upbringing. But being a fat dork didn't help.
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Saulbadguy 07:04 AM 06-22-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan:
Dude it had everything to do with my religious upbringing. But being a fat dork didn't help.
I think you just got started at a later age, so yeah, you are right. What you are experiencing right now is producing some of the same awkward stories I experienced from ages 16-22.
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Skip Towne 07:07 AM 06-22-2009
Did you text her yet?
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Hammock Parties 07:10 AM 06-22-2009
Originally Posted by Skip Towne:
Did you text her yet?
No. Perhaps around noon. Have you ever texted anyone? I think you still use this phone:


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Skip Towne 07:25 AM 06-22-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan:
No. Perhaps around noon. Have you ever texted anyone? I think you still use this phone:

My daughter showed me how to text but I forgot. I've got my typewriter connected to the internet with a really long piece of string. My phone is new though. It s about 3" long and has a door on it that opens up.
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