Story One: Man arrested for giving wicked wedgies, or snuggies, or melvyns, or whatever you call pulling the underwear over a nerd's head.
Story Two: Fifty Year Old School Teacher Gets Tanked on Cheap Wine, wrecks her van, offers to blow the cop if he lets her go.
Florida, I love you. You're just so fun!
Story #1:
Charles Ross is known for orchestrating outrageous pranks and posting them to Youtube. But this time, the 18-year-old prankster may have gone a step too far.
Ross was arrested for battery Sunday night after he allegedly gave a series of wedgies to moviegoers outside the Carmike Royal Palm 20 in Bradenton, Fla., while a friend filmed the prank, the Bradenton Herald reports.
The underwear prank, which Gawker calls a "wedgie spree," ended badly for Ross when a 20-year-old male victim reported to authorities that Ross grabbed him "by the back of his pants and pulled them up hard," according to the Smoking Gun. Although other victims of the schoolyard prank also came forward, the 20-year-old is the only one seeking charges.
On his Youtube channel, Ross has uploaded video footage of him performing a variety of pranks -- from doing handstands over people to trying out pick-up lines -- but the latest in his compilation is by far one of his most hands-on public displays.
According to the police report obtained by the Smoking Gun, Ross challenged the male victim following the wedgie, "asking if he wanted to hit him."
The Mantee County Sheriff's Office arrested Ross and detained him overnight. He was released on $750 bail, records show, and his court date is set for Feb. 14.
Though Ross' wedgie spree was meant in jest, this is not the first time someone has been arrested for doling out the uncomfortable underwear gag. In 2006, an Albany, N.Y., teacher was arrested for endangering the welfare of a child after allegedly giving a 10-year-old student a wedgie during summer school.
Story #2:
'A' for effort?
Middle school math teacher Mary Maloney allegedly offered oral sex to a police officer after being nabbed for a hit-and-run in Palm Beach County, Fla.
Maloney, 53, was arrested Sunday after she crashed her van into a pickup truck around 8:35 p.m., then took off, according to an arrest report obtained by the Sun Sentinel. A witness to the crash tracked Maloney's car to a parking spot and then called police.
The arresting officer said he found an empty gallon jug of wine behind Maloney's driver's seat and "immediately smelled the strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from her person," according to WPTV. The report states that her eyes were glassy, bloodshot, and partially closed.
The officer that drove Maloney to the police station noted that she asked him "How much do I need to pay you to just let me go? Don't you understand I am a school teacher?"
She then allegedly offered to perform oral sex on him and allow him to fondle her breasts.
Maloney was charged with driving under the influence, leaving the scene of a crash with damage, resisting an officer without violence, driving with a suspended license and attempted bribery of a public servant. [Reply]
Just three months into their marriage, a Florida couple got the surprise of their lives after discovering that the bride was the groom’s biological granddaughter.
According to the Florida Sun Post, the couple - who have requested to remain anonymous - came to the startling discovery while looking through the 68-year-old’s photo albums, which included pictures of his first wife and their children. His 24-year-old wife instantly recognized one of the children as her estranged father, who she says kicked her out of the house when she was a teenager after she’d accidentally gotten pregnant.
As the husband explained to the Florida Sun Post, he and his first wife had gone through a terrible split, and when she left him, she took their kids with her and moved to an undisclosed location. Despite his many efforts to find them, he was never able to, and eventually, he got remarried and started a new family with his second wife. However, that marriage also ended messily - but in a stroke of luck two years later, the 68-year-old ended up winning “several million dollars” in the lottery.
He soon decided he was ready for love again, and after signing up for a dating website, he came across his future wife’s profile.
“I just felt strange when I saw her photos,” the man said. “It was like a sense of déjà vu, but at the time I couldn’t figure out why she seemed so familiar.“
Despite finally figuring it out, however, the couple have decided to stay together, and have no plans of getting divorced.
“If we’d never found out, we would’ve lived out lives happily together, and us being related shouldn’t change that,” the 68-year-old said.
"Every couple is different and special in their own ways,” his wife added.
A Miami woman was arrested over the weekend in Hollywood after she was riding in a vehicle that was pulled over in connection with a hit-and-run.
According to an arrest report, police discovered that a passenger in the driver's vehicle, Taccara Nauden, 28, had an active warrant out from the Broward County Sheriff's Office for operating a vehicle without a valid driver's license.
Nauden was arrested Saturday and taken to the Brevard County Main Jail for processing.
Police said Nauden told medical staff at the jail that she had shoved her Nebraska ID card into her vagina during the traffic stop.
An X-ray confirmed that Nauden had a foreign object there. She was taken to a hospital for medical clearance.
Police said Nauden pulled down her pants while she was leaving the jail, squatted and urinated in public. She was taken to Memorial Regional Hospital and then taken back to the jail.
Nauden faces charges from the warrant, as well as an additional charge of indecent exposure in public. [Reply]
A Miami woman was arrested over the weekend in Hollywood after she was riding in a vehicle that was pulled over in connection with a hit-and-run.
According to an arrest report, police discovered that a passenger in the driver's vehicle, Taccara Nauden, 28, had an active warrant out from the Broward County Sheriff's Office for operating a vehicle without a valid driver's license.
Nauden was arrested Saturday and taken to the Brevard County Main Jail for processing.
Police said Nauden told medical staff at the jail that she had shoved her Nebraska ID card into her vagina during the traffic stop.
An X-ray confirmed that Nauden had a foreign object there. She was taken to a hospital for medical clearance.
Police said Nauden pulled down her pants while she was leaving the jail, squatted and urinated in public. She was taken to Memorial Regional Hospital and then taken back to the jail.
Nauden faces charges from the warrant, as well as an additional charge of indecent exposure in public.
The adults were most definitely not acting like grown-ups.
A blazing brawl erupted at a south Florida Chuck E. Cheese's over the weekend, with adults throwing punches, kicks and pulling hair while their children ran screaming for safety.
A 16-year-old girl shot video of the melee with her cell phone and posted it on Twitter, where it naturally went viral with thousands of shares.
Miami high school student Krystel Jimenez told InsideEdition.com Tuesday night that she was at the pizza parlor with a friend when “two people got into a fight and then their families got involved.”
While she was filming, Jimenez said she felt frightened by all the punching and yelling. “It was worse because no one could stop it,” she said.
“I felt scared and I didn’t know when it was going to end."
The cops arrived, but no one was arrested, she said. The Miami-Dade Police Department has issued no information about the incident.
A request from Inside Edition for details of the officers' response has not been answered.
In the video, some parents can be seen running to find their children while others keep fighting. More people are seen jumping in as fists fly and women yank each other’s hair.
A few brave souls tried to pull apart the brawlers, but to no avail.
“Some of the children were crying, yelling and running away,” Jimenez said. “In the video, you can see the parents trying to find their kids to get them out as soon as possible.”
No one appeared to be seriously hurt, she said.
As for the behavior of the adults, Jimenez said she was thoroughly disappointed.
"I think they were the ones acting like kids. They were setting a horrible example for the children and probably traumatized them," she said.
Originally Posted by gblowfish:
The adults were most definitely not acting like grown-ups.
A blazing brawl erupted at a south Florida Chuck E. Cheese's over the weekend, with adults throwing punches, kicks and pulling hair while their children ran screaming for safety.
A 16-year-old girl shot video of the melee with her cell phone and posted it on Twitter, where it naturally went viral with thousands of shares.
Miami high school student Krystel Jimenez told InsideEdition.com Tuesday night that she was at the pizza parlor with a friend when “two people got into a fight and then their families got involved.”
While she was filming, Jimenez said she felt frightened by all the punching and yelling. “It was worse because no one could stop it,” she said.
“I felt scared and I didn’t know when it was going to end."
The cops arrived, but no one was arrested, she said. The Miami-Dade Police Department has issued no information about the incident.
A request from Inside Edition for details of the officers' response has not been answered.
In the video, some parents can be seen running to find their children while others keep fighting. More people are seen jumping in as fists fly and women yank each other’s hair.
A few brave souls tried to pull apart the brawlers, but to no avail.
“Some of the children were crying, yelling and running away,” Jimenez said. “In the video, you can see the parents trying to find their kids to get them out as soon as possible.”
No one appeared to be seriously hurt, she said.
As for the behavior of the adults, Jimenez said she was thoroughly disappointed.
"I think they were the ones acting like kids. They were setting a horrible example for the children and probably traumatized them," she said.
My county just went under a hurricane warning an hour ago. Can't get fucking water anywhere. Gas stations are outta gas. Thankfully my tanks filled and I always have bottled water [Reply]
Originally Posted by DaNewGuy:
My county just went under a hurricane warning an hour ago. Can't get ****ing water anywhere. Gas stations are outta gas. Thankfully my tanks filled and I always have bottled water
