Darth Carl Satan grew up in NKC - certainly he's heard of it.
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again Tays proves my pt. S&S triple on their $4 menu + .85 cents for tax/cheese rules the roost - you even get a cup of fries.
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The wife went to Columbia today in an apparent attempt to bankrupt us, I'm not sure if Sam's wholesale club has anything left:-)

She did bring me a couple of Frisco burgers, so life will be good in a little bit:-) Anybody that has not had one of them is cheating themselves out of one of the great pleasures of life, better than watching porn with a fresh elbow:-)
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Spending all your money.

Bringing you heart attack burgers.

You must have a nice life insurance policy.
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Can't argue that. No chance that a burger this good is very good for you.

Don't know about the life insurance policy, I sign anything when she says "sign this here":-) Just your run of the mill husband:-)
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You clearly have a life insurance policy then.

I'd figure out what you're worth and figure out how to protect yourself.
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I should be in good shape, who will change the oil in her car if I'm gone?

I've got this thing all figured out:-)

:-)
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You can get that done for like $30. She's gonna have a fat stack of cash. Oil changes for decades and decades.
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With the life insurance policy she has on you (that you signed), she'll have enough cash to just buy a new car whenever she needs an oil change.
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Oil change? That's all you're bringing to the relationship?

Only thing keeping my wife from murdering me for my large life insurance policy is my 12+" cock. Those are hard to replace.

You're gonna die very soon. Get your affairs in order if you can't do something more than an oil change.
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I'm doing the best I can. I only sport around 11 inches, I am ashamed:-) Can I still be a part of ChiefsPlanet? :-)
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Don't feel too bad. 11 inches is the new 12.

Women these days only care about your forty time and how far you can throw a football. If you can't hit sub 4.4 or throw it 55 yards then you may want to consider killing yourself and getting that money to your wife early.
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Most women like Hardee's, especially in that special place! :-)
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Christ guys - let the guys tell us about his patty melts FFS!
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Hardee's has great burgers. They are Angus. Which I like.
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