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Hall of Classics>The Top 101 CP Posters of 2014 Part 2 Presented by SNR
Pasta Little Brioni 09:33 PM 07-31-2014
The countdown and butt hurt continues as SNR, the unnamed listmaker, and I are on a mission to finish this thing.

Original thread (101-58).... http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthrea...osters+of+2014

57-34... http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost....30&postcount=3

33-21... http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...31&postcount=4

20-13... http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...0&postcount=13

12. Dane McCloud
Spoiler!


11. Pestilence
Spoiler!


10. htismaqe
Spoiler!


9. Rausch
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8. Bowser
Spoiler!


7. Simply Red
Spoiler!


6. milkman
Spoiler!


5. Mr. Flopnuts
Spoiler!


4. SNR
Spoiler!


3. 'Hamas' Jenkins
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2. Rain Man
Spoiler!

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htismaqe 03:36 PM 09-04-2014
:-). That was awesome.
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ThaVirus 04:08 PM 09-04-2014
That one was pretty ingenious.
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Hammock Parties 04:45 PM 09-04-2014
SNR is my choice to roast me now. None can compare to his grandeur. Also we are best buddies and he has all the inside info on my dumb ass so it is sure to be choice. So very choice.
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SAUTO 09:52 PM 09-04-2014
He's on FIRE!!!
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Bowser 10:11 PM 09-04-2014

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RealSNR 09:56 PM 09-05-2014
34. Hootie 2.0



Hootie's had his problems with people on this forum. He even made frazod go fucking crazy (okay... craziER) and invent that horrifically unfunny Pootie ranking system. How could that even happen? Let's look at his history. It's basically a long chronology of douchebag activities from a college dropout who still wants to be a giant bro:

I think that about covers the list. I can't think of anything else that makes him a douchebag.

Well, there's also this other rumor that surrounded him awhile ago. The one that goes something like... HOOTIE HAD SEX WITH A DRUNK AND PASSED OUT GIRL, WHICH IS BASICALLY RAPE.

But did that really happen? Is that the real story? Do any of you have evidence of this occurring? Has he even admitted that he HAD SEX WITH A DRUNK AND PASSED OUT GIRL, WHICH IS BASICALLY RAPE?

If you're going to tell me that HOOTIE HAD SEX WITH A DRUNK AND PASSED OUT GIRL, WHICH IS BASICALLY RAPE, then you better have some damn good evidence to support it. Those are bold claims you're making.

Hootie's my friend, and you can't just come in here all, "Hey SNR, HOOTIE HAD SEX WITH A DRUNK AND PASSED OUT GIRL, WHICH IS BASICALLY RAPE!" I won't allow it, and nor will I listen to it. Because even if it's true that HOOTIE HAD SEX WITH A DRUNK AND PASSED OUT GIRL, WHICH IS BASICALLY RAPE, he's a big enough Chiefs Planet celebrity that he should be our Jameis Winston.

You all don't have any evidence, and the authorities haven't taken action on anything. Nobody probably even remembers this incident of discussion that came up awhile ago. So as far as you're all concerned, it is completely false that HOOTIE HAD SEX WITH A DRUNK AND PASSED OUT GIRL, WHICH IS BASICALLY RAPE.
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Easy 6 10:00 PM 09-05-2014
:-):-):-):-):-):-)
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Bugeater 10:00 PM 09-05-2014
It's not rape if she doesn't remember it happening.
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Hammock Parties 10:06 PM 09-05-2014
My best Hootie story is how he gave me his number so we could finally meet at a tailgate last year before the Broncos game. He was gonna come out and meet all the CPers. He was texting me all weekend!

The morning of he never shows up, but texts me drunkenly several times from his hotel room, where he can barely get off the fucking bathroom floor because he got so hammered at the casino the night before.

You make your parents proud, son.
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Easy 6 10:09 PM 09-05-2014
Originally Posted by Bugeater:
It's not rape if she doesn't remember it happening.
Just ask Cee Lo.
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Mav 10:09 PM 09-05-2014
:-)
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The Franchise 10:13 PM 09-05-2014
:-)
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Direckshun 10:26 PM 09-05-2014
:-)

That was like a ChiefsPlanet version of a Gilbert Gottfried routine.
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Direckshun 10:27 PM 09-05-2014
My favorite Hootie story was when he was fucking some girl and he popped her nuva ring in his mouth for no fucking reason.

Good lord. What part of whose Hell is Hootie from.
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Direckshun 10:28 PM 09-05-2014
Oh my god, then there was the time he dropped his pants to keep someone from beating him up.

Oh, man. There is no fucking reason why Hootie shouldn't be in the Top 5.
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