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gblowfish 05:13 PM 01-15-2013
Two Boffo Stories:

Story One: Man arrested for giving wicked wedgies, or snuggies, or melvyns, or whatever you call pulling the underwear over a nerd's head.

Story Two: Fifty Year Old School Teacher Gets Tanked on Cheap Wine, wrecks her van, offers to blow the cop if he lets her go.

Florida, I love you. You're just so fun!

Story #1:
Charles Ross is known for orchestrating outrageous pranks and posting them to Youtube. But this time, the 18-year-old prankster may have gone a step too far.

Ross was arrested for battery Sunday night after he allegedly gave a series of wedgies to moviegoers outside the Carmike Royal Palm 20 in Bradenton, Fla., while a friend filmed the prank, the Bradenton Herald reports.

The underwear prank, which Gawker calls a "wedgie spree," ended badly for Ross when a 20-year-old male victim reported to authorities that Ross grabbed him "by the back of his pants and pulled them up hard," according to the Smoking Gun. Although other victims of the schoolyard prank also came forward, the 20-year-old is the only one seeking charges.

On his Youtube channel, Ross has uploaded video footage of him performing a variety of pranks -- from doing handstands over people to trying out pick-up lines -- but the latest in his compilation is by far one of his most hands-on public displays.

According to the police report obtained by the Smoking Gun, Ross challenged the male victim following the wedgie, "asking if he wanted to hit him."

The Mantee County Sheriff's Office arrested Ross and detained him overnight. He was released on $750 bail, records show, and his court date is set for Feb. 14.

Though Ross' wedgie spree was meant in jest, this is not the first time someone has been arrested for doling out the uncomfortable underwear gag. In 2006, an Albany, N.Y., teacher was arrested for endangering the welfare of a child after allegedly giving a 10-year-old student a wedgie during summer school.

http://www.manateesheriff.com/Public...px?ID=10125392

Story #2:
'A' for effort?
Middle school math teacher Mary Maloney allegedly offered oral sex to a police officer after being nabbed for a hit-and-run in Palm Beach County, Fla.

Maloney, 53, was arrested Sunday after she crashed her van into a pickup truck around 8:35 p.m., then took off, according to an arrest report obtained by the Sun Sentinel. A witness to the crash tracked Maloney's car to a parking spot and then called police.

The arresting officer said he found an empty gallon jug of wine behind Maloney's driver's seat and "immediately smelled the strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from her person," according to WPTV. The report states that her eyes were glassy, bloodshot, and partially closed.
The officer that drove Maloney to the police station noted that she asked him "How much do I need to pay you to just let me go? Don't you understand I am a school teacher?"

She then allegedly offered to perform oral sex on him and allow him to fondle her breasts.

Maloney was charged with driving under the influence, leaving the scene of a crash with damage, resisting an officer without violence, driving with a suspended license and attempted bribery of a public servant.
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SAUTO 07:49 PM 07-05-2016
Originally Posted by Munson:
Ban assault infants!
:-)
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TimeForWasp 09:20 PM 07-05-2016
She was just trying to get the baby in the guiness world record books for the youngest baby to ever beat baby daddy ass.
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Msmith 09:45 PM 07-05-2016
Originally Posted by Dave Lane:

It is a
April Fool's joke.
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Mike in SW-MO 05:41 AM 07-06-2016
Originally Posted by Msmith:
It is a April Fool's joke.
:-)
:-)

So Jacksonville newspaper picks up story from Stuppid.com & runs it as fact. Still Florida. Still fits the thread.
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Coochie liquor 03:57 AM 08-02-2016
http://www.abcactionnews.com/news/re...p-on-boyfriend

St. Petersburg police are searching for a woman who poured a pot of boiling hot soup over her boyfriend’s head, leaving him in critical condition.

Misty Childs, 41, is wanted on a charge of attempted first-degree murder, according to St. Petersburg Police Department.

The incident occurred just after midnight Sunday at 1123 13th Ave. S., police said, while Childs argued with her boyfriend, Lavont Moss, 45.

Moss went to bed after the argument, police said. That’s when Childs poured the hot soup on his face and upper torso and left the area.

Ashleigh Ferris and Wesley Clark said Moss, their roommate, is fighting for his life.

They had stepped outside for a smoke when they heard blood curdling screams from inside the halfway house.

"I ran inside and he said, 'She burned me! She burned me!" Clark said. "And he ripped his tank top off. It was stuck to his back. Then he just fell over on the couch flat."

"He was barely able to breathe because of the pain. He was moaning," Ferris said.

Clark, who trained as a paramedic, said the injuries were some of the worst he has seen.

"His skin, it just looked like someone took his shoulder blades and grabbed the skin and pulled it off," Clark said.

The boiling soup could have severe, even fatal, complications for Moss.

"The doctors informed us that the scalding water went into his nose, his mouth and all the way down his throat," said Rick Shaw, St. Petersburg police spokesman. "So the issue here is not just the burning of the skin but the possibility of infection and that could cause death."

If you have information on Childs' location, contact police at 727-893-7780.
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displacedinMN 07:49 AM 08-03-2016
It's only August, but Regina Powell, a 22-year-old woman from Florida, may have already locked down the title for Most Embarrassing Injury of the Year. Powell ended up in the hospital Sunday night after she shot herself in the hand while taking Snapchat video of herself posing with a 40-caliber pistol, the Palm Beach Post reports.

Police say Powell told them that she pulled the trigger while "foolishly playing" with her uncle's gun, shattering her phone and injuring the hand that was holding it. She was treated for minor injuries, and police determined that the shooting was accidental. Police say Powell's aunt threw the gun out of the car window while driving her niece to the hospital and it has not been recovered,WKMG reports.
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Coochie liquor 04:49 PM 08-11-2016
Literally the most disturbing thing I may have ever seen.

http://www.fox13news.com/news/local-...88741147-story

Sorry can't copy and paste from my phone without horrible format.

This is just unbelievable.
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Coochie liquor 04:54 PM 08-11-2016
Sheriff: 6-year-old beat infant sister to death

By: FOX 13 News staff
POSTED:AUG 11 2016 03:22PM EDT
UPDATED:AUG 11 2016 05:47PM EDT
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ST. PETERSBURG (FOX 13) - The Pinellas County sheriff says a 6-year-old boy beat his baby sister to death while they, along with another sibling, were left alone in a locked van outside a cell phone store while their mother went inside.

Sheriff Bob Gualtieri said the mother, Kathleen Steele, 62, had gone inside the cell phone store on Aug. 8 to have her broken phone repaired and left the three children in the van with the windows rolled up and the van turned off.


The sheriff said the 13-day-old-baby was crying in the van and 6-year-old Frankie slammed the baby on the ground and flipped her around. The baby, also named Kathleen, suffered severe injuries including a fractured skull, cuts, and bruising.

"The best way I can describe it is, he pummeled her," said Sheriff Gualtieri, who also said there was blood on the ceiling of the van.

The boy will not be charged, though the sheriff said the boy admitted to deputies that he caused the injuries and showed deputies how he did it.

"We decided not to charge him. But nonetheless, we have a 6-year-old who killed a 13-day-old," the sheriff said.

Steele did not immediately seek medical attention after the baby was injured, the sheriff said, and instead took the children to another store. A neighbor later called paramedics to Steele's home, where they performed CPR on the baby and transported her to the hospital where she was pronounced dead.

Sheriff Gualtieri said Steele's husband had died several years ago of cancer, but she had his sperm frozen and was artificially inseminated with her husband's sperm by a doctor in New York. Steele, who was pregnant with her 6-year-old son at the age of 55, was also on the reality show "Pregnant and...", Gualtieri said.

Three days after she gave birth to baby Kathleen, Gualtieri said there was an incident at a hotel where the baby fell out of a car carrier and was taken to the hospital with a brain bleed. Child Protective Services responded and determined later there was no evidence of abuse and that the incident at the hotel was accidental.
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In58men 04:56 PM 08-11-2016
Originally Posted by Coochie liquor:
Literally the most disturbing thing I may have ever seen.

http://www.fox13news.com/news/local-...88741147-story

Sorry can't copy and paste from my phone without horrible format.

This is just unbelievable.
JFC
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scho63 05:01 PM 08-11-2016
Originally Posted by Coochie liquor:
Sheriff: 6-year-old beat infant sister to death

By: FOX 13 News staff
POSTED:AUG 11 2016 03:22PM EDT

ST. PETERSBURG (FOX 13) - The Pinellas County sheriff says a 6-year-old boy beat his baby sister to death while they, along with another sibling, were left alone in a locked van outside a cell phone store while their mother went inside.

Sheriff Bob Gualtieri said the mother, Kathleen Steele, 62, had gone inside the cell phone store on Aug. 8 to have her broken phone repaired and left the three children in the van with the windows rolled up and the van turned off.
:-)

Was this the GRANDMOTHER or adoptive mother? 62 can't be right
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Fire Me Boy! 05:05 PM 08-11-2016
Originally Posted by scho63:
:-)



Was this the GRANDMOTHER or adoptive mother? 62 can't be right


Mother. Woman was in the news a few years ago for having the other at 55.

Originally Posted by Coochie liquor:

Sheriff Gualtieri said Steele's husband had died several years ago of cancer, but she had his sperm frozen and was artificially inseminated with her husband's sperm by a doctor in New York. Steele, who was pregnant with her 6-year-old son at the age of 55, was also on the reality show "Pregnant and...", Gualtieri said.

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Coochie liquor 08:22 PM 08-11-2016
The news conference has a lot of info not in the article. It's way more deranged than the article lets on.

http://www.fox13news.com/news/local-...88996689-story

The news conference is in this link
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gblowfish 10:20 AM 08-16-2016
Yikes!

TEQUESTA, Fla. – Police found a suspect biting off part of a victim’s face after a gruesome double homicide in Florida Monday night.

The Martin County (Florida) Sheriff’s Office responded to the home at 19000 SE Kokomo Lane around 9:20 p.m. after receiving a call from a neighbor who said he’d been stabbed while trying to break up a fight, reports WPTV.

The first deputy to arrive at the scene saw the suspect on top of the male victim in the driveway. The suspect was biting off parts of the man’s face, police said.

The deputy used a stun gun on the suspect, but it had no effect. A K-9 officer also bit him, but that didn’t stop him. Deputies eventually pried him off the man’s body.

Investigators found the victim’s wife dead in the garage. Deputies said the suspect and victims knew one another but were still trying to determine their relationship.

The neighbor who called 911 was taken to an area hospital and is expected to recover, police said.

Link:
http://fox59.com/2016/08/16/police-s...de-in-florida/
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threebag 12:04 PM 08-16-2016
Originally Posted by Inmem58:
JFC
GILF
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GloryDayz 12:55 PM 08-16-2016
Originally Posted by gblowfish:
Yikes!

TEQUESTA, Fla. – Police found a suspect biting off part of a victim’s face after a gruesome double homicide in Florida Monday night.

The Martin County (Florida) Sheriff’s Office responded to the home at 19000 SE Kokomo Lane around 9:20 p.m. after receiving a call from a neighbor who said he’d been stabbed while trying to break up a fight, reports WPTV.

The first deputy to arrive at the scene saw the suspect on top of the male victim in the driveway. The suspect was biting off parts of the man’s face, police said.

The deputy used a stun gun on the suspect, but it had no effect. A K-9 officer also bit him, but that didn’t stop him. Deputies eventually pried him off the man’s body.

Investigators found the victim’s wife dead in the garage. Deputies said the suspect and victims knew one another but were still trying to determine their relationship.

The neighbor who called 911 was taken to an area hospital and is expected to recover, police said.

Link:
http://fox59.com/2016/08/16/police-s...de-in-florida/
JFC, I mean Sky Fucking Wizard!!!
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