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Hall of Classics>Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)
convict1983 04:21 PM 06-25-2007
Originally Posted by DaFace:
This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby. :-)

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.
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chagrin 07:59 PM 06-27-2007
Originally Posted by Donger:
One must admire frazexual's courage in this thread. I few posts ago, he was acting all butch and stuff. Now, he's admitted that he finds certain guys that kind of look like gals hot.

That's impressive.
brutal
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Donger 07:59 PM 06-27-2007
Originally Posted by FAX:
:-)

There once was a Planeteer meanie
Who was never attracted to weenies
The guys he rejects
Then he lost his specs
And saw a dude in a bikini

FAX
:-)
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Donger 08:00 PM 06-27-2007
Originally Posted by frazexual:
Et tu, Donger?
No, I'm not attracted to trannys, but thanks for inquiring.
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Frazod 08:02 PM 06-27-2007
Bastards. All of you. :-)
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HemiEd 08:02 PM 06-27-2007
Originally Posted by FAX:
:-)

There once was a Planeteer meanie
Who was never attracted to weenies
The guys he rejects
Then he lost his specs
And saw a dude in a bikini

FAX
:-)
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luv 08:03 PM 06-27-2007
Originally Posted by Bugeater:
:-)
Hey! Who gave you your name back?
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Donger 08:03 PM 06-27-2007
Originally Posted by frazexual:
Bastards. All of you. :-)
Oh god. You're not attracted to bastards as well, are you?
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Donger 08:04 PM 06-27-2007
Originally Posted by luv:
Hey! Who gave you your name back?
He traded with fazexual, for a nice sequin dress and some show tunes.
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Frazod 08:04 PM 06-27-2007
Originally Posted by Donger:
Oh god. You're not attracted to bastards as well, are you?
No, you're safe. :-)
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Donger 08:05 PM 06-27-2007
Originally Posted by frazexual:
No, you're safe. :-)
Phew. What if I dress up a little? Maybe a little makeup?

Got a shot?
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Frazod 08:07 PM 06-27-2007
Originally Posted by Donger:
Phew. What if I dress up a little? Maybe a little makeup?

Got a shot?
Damn, you turned on me faster than one of Jethro's pitbulls. :-)
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Donger 08:07 PM 06-27-2007
You know, I understand that frazexual has an emoticon named after him. Perhaps a new one is in order?
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Donger 08:09 PM 06-27-2007
Originally Posted by frazexual:
Damn, you turned on me faster than one of Jethro's pitbulls. :-)
:-)

You're a good sport. But, I don't really want to think about me turning you on. I did shave my legs today, however.
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Frazod 08:11 PM 06-27-2007
Originally Posted by Donger:
:-)

You're a good sport. But, I don't really want to think about me turning you on. I did shave my legs today, however.
I think I'm going to go play a computer game now. :-)
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Donger 08:14 PM 06-27-2007
Originally Posted by frazexual:
I think I'm going to go play a computer game now. :-)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birdo

?
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