OK I'll be good. I'm not drunk or anything so I won't go too far without real effort.

I'm kind of tipsy and will continue drinking, so you might not need to go very far. Don't misspell anything or use 'your' incorrectly, just to be safe.

I just got ditched by this chick, so I'm with you.

And since when are you unemployed?

hey bearcat, I've never really been the biggest fan of the name I have.. can you rename me something cooler, please?

I'm on good behavior tonight for the most part I think maybe... could be.

Since Thursday of last week. Don't you ever read facebook?

Damn. Well, at least you seem positive.

at this point your recent job history is shakier than mine lol

Hey goddamnit, I didn't quit this time. And outside of one week I was at my last job for two years.

Now you got what you asked, you are something cooler.

Hold my beer and watch this.

Nah, I only do Black Market BBQ sauce.

That fucking bearcat

wtf?

I wonder if BearCat was being a smart ass or really thought this is what I wanted...