The 10pm thread (archived) - Page 372

The big anti-hijack thread.....
Talk about anything, but if this works than we don't have to keep looking around all the threads to see who is still on tonight, and every night, or even every day! Talk about the chiefs, talk about tomorrow, talk about football, politics or even how to do flooring and the applicable budget. What you're drinking, how hard it is to sleep, etc. Every thing is acceptable in this thread.....

http://www.timeanddate.com/worldcloc...om.html?sort=2 see for yourself, it is ten o'clock somewhere.

Untitled
By nathan long

From this sweet salt,
I will make you emeralds
and aquamarine. From this
pale metal, I will forge you
glass that will not melt.

Let me take this sweet
bivalent and make of it
an instrument that spins
to tell us where we are.
Let me form a cord of it

to run between your lips
and mine, so we can talk
to one another faster
than sound has ever
traveled before.

Originally Posted by Bugeater:
Who the hell is Bloodninja?

WHAT-THE_F**K is wrong with you that you don't know BLOOD-MUTHA-F**KING-NINJA?!?!?!?!?

Bismuth
By Crystal T.

They dye you pink and give you to children.
They say it will soothe their stomach aches.

Vomit on the inside of mom's car.
Sickly pink and sticky.

Guess they were wrong.
No more generic Pepto, I think we'll stick with Sprite.

Originally Posted by Bugeater:
Who the hell is Bloodninja?

it's one of the funniest things I've ever read.

Originally Posted by Simplex3:
WHAT-THE_F**K is wrong with you that you don't know BLOOD-MUTHA-F**KING-NINJA?!?!?!?!?

Horribly out of touch. Or I heard about him and forgot.

More than likely the latter.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=138779

It Is Too Good To Be True
By Patrick D'Hoostelaere

Mercury, it is nice for some odd jobs.
You can use it to find temperature,
Air pressure, or as an ancient cure-all.
But it is also a killer, it robs
People of life, of that you can be sure.
Too much of this stuff will be your downfall.
It melts your brain and destroys your liver,
With it in you will shake and quiver.
Lots of it can be found in the big fish,
Or working in the mines, that’s a death-wish.
But don’t be alarmed,
It takes quite a while for you to be harmed.

Originally Posted by Simplex3:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=138779

So what's your point with that? You're not enjoying the Poetic Table of the Elements?

Originally Posted by Bugeater:
So what's your point with that? You're not enjoying the Poetic Table of the Elements?

I'm loving it. I'm not reading it, but I'm loving it.

Originally Posted by Simplex3:
I can go to the final stage of Kechari mudra, something very few people including Yogis can do.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khecharimudra

I'm all kinds of spiritual and s**t.

ouch,

I tried, I'm no guru but it's a step in the enlightened path.

Is it atleast the direction you were wanting to go.

I had a friend once he took some acid

Now he thinks he's a fire engine

It's okay until he pisses on your lighter

Kinda smells kinda cool kinda funny anyway

(satan, satan, satan...)

I had a friend once he took some ecstasy

Tried to marry me and every one in the room

He was sort of loving kinda caring,

kinda tried to f*ck my lazy boy

It got a bit messy all over the curtains,

arm chair covers, throw pillows, and carpeting

(satan, satan, satan...)

Originally Posted by crazycoffey:
ouch,

I tried, I'm no guru but it's a step in the enlightened path.

Is it atleast the direction you were wanting to go.

It looks like you kneecapped him. You psycho.

Originally Posted by Simplex3:
It looks like you kneecapped him. You psycho.

what did you expect......

I'm drunk, untalented with lame basic art graphics and virtually no time to do anything.

put those together and it was damn good.

Originally Posted by sedated:
I had a friend once he took some acid

Now he thinks he's a fire engine

It's okay until he pisses on your lighter

Kinda smells kinda cool kinda funny anyway

(satan, satan, satan...)

I had a friend once he took some ecstasy

Tried to marry me and every one in the room

He was sort of loving kinda caring,

kinda tried to f*ck my lazy boy

It got a bit messy all over the curtains,

arm chair covers, throw pillows, and carpeting

(satan, satan, satan...)

Rep for the Tool ref.

By Jimmy Vo

I am magnesium
An alkaline earth metal
I am magnesium
An essential to all cells of all known living organisms
I am magnesium
Joseph Black recognized me as an element in 1755
I am magnesium
The 8th most abundant element
I am magnesium
Found in iron, glass, cement, and sharpeners
I am magnesium
Related to steel and aluminum
I am magnesium