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luv 07:09 PM 06-22-2007
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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DeezNutz 09:08 PM 03-17-2009
Originally Posted by Donger:
And it wasn't intentional.
As I suspected.
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luv 09:09 PM 03-17-2009
Originally Posted by Donger:
No.
So, what's the equivilant? Does he just have to stick it her once?
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Donger 09:10 PM 03-17-2009
Originally Posted by luv:
So, what's the equivilant? Does he just have to stick it her once?
He has to engage in vaginal intercourse and ejaculate inside of her, condom or no.
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Hammock Parties 09:10 PM 03-17-2009
Originally Posted by keg in kc:
Technically he lost his virginity to manlove already.
WHAT THE FUCK

I NEVER FUCKED A GUY

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?

:-)
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Donger 09:12 PM 03-17-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan:
WHAT THE ****

I NEVER ****ED A GUY

WHAT THE **** IS THIS SHIT?

:-)
He's talking about you jerking it.
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DeezNutz 09:12 PM 03-17-2009
Originally Posted by Donger:
He has to engage in vaginal intercourse and ejaculate inside of her, condom or no.
Yeah! Fuck Yeah!

:-)
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luv 09:13 PM 03-17-2009
Originally Posted by Donger:
He has to engage in vaginal intercourse and ejaculate inside of her, condom or no.
Since I've gotten myself into this sex ed (and to think some of think I have way more experience than I do), I've often wondered how you can telll if a guys condom is too tight? I've put a couple on someone, but I've always wondered.
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keg in kc 09:13 PM 03-17-2009
Originally Posted by Donger:
Why wouldn't you be happy for him?
I'm like a pygmy in an amazon village when the clear cutters arrive. I don't know if I have a place in a world where wendler seed ends up anywhere but in a sock.

Although that bullet's been dodged once, so maybe there's hope.
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Hammock Parties 09:14 PM 03-17-2009
Originally Posted by Donger:
He has to engage in vaginal intercourse and ejaculate inside of her, condom or no.
Must you be so proper with your sexual terms?

You could just say, "He has to fuck her pussy and cum inside her, rubber or whatever."

GOD I feel so brazen.

HEY JEHOVAH!


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keg in kc 09:15 PM 03-17-2009
Originally Posted by luv:
Since I've gotten myself into this sex ed (and to think some of think I have way more experience than I do), I've often wondered how you can telll if a guys condom is too tight? I've put a couple on someone, but I've always wondered.
Sometime after the head tears through it and the happy couple realizes the ladyparts have been inadvertently filled with manjuice.
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Donger 09:15 PM 03-17-2009
Originally Posted by luv:
Since I've gotten myself into this sex ed (and to think some of think I have way more experience than I do), I've often wondered how you can telll if a guys condom is too tight? I've put a couple on someone, but I've always wondered.
I've only worn a condom a few times, so I'm hardly qualified to answer that.

But, if it turns black and starts to stink, I think that's a good indication it's too tight.
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Delano 09:16 PM 03-17-2009
Clayton, I know you are still basking in your erotic reverie, but have you considered your next liaison?
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keg in kc 09:16 PM 03-17-2009
Originally Posted by Donger:
But, if it turns black and starts to stink, I think that's a good indication it's too tight.
You really haven't had anal.
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Donger 09:17 PM 03-17-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan:
Must you be so proper with your sexual terms?

You could just say, "He has to **** her pussy and cum inside her, rubber or whatever."

GOD I feel so brazen.

HEY JEHOVAH!

Look, I'm happy for you. I really am. But, your cockiness is not justified. Literally.
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luv 09:17 PM 03-17-2009
Originally Posted by Donger:
I've only worn a condom a few times, so I'm hardly qualified to answer that.

But, if it turns black and starts to stink, I think that's a good indication it's too tight.
Heh. I know I'm good as long as it stays on.
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