It's the CP equivalent of an auto accident. That involves the jaws of life.
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I know he's volunteerig the information, but, somehow, I feel like I'm prying into what should be a private, special moment.

Okay, that last sentence proves I'm a chick.
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Ironic turn of phrase in light of the recent recounting of a failed hummer.
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It would have been special only if he'd satisfactorily allowed her to "keep the change."
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I doubt it required anything that wide. I'm thinking something along the lines of a one inch alligator clip.
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And it wasn't intentional.
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Actually, I would be surprised if that was the case. He's probably hung like a horse.
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Would having an orgasm during oral be considered losing virginity? I mean, it's kind of an obvious thing when it happens for a girl.
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The idea of wendler getting a blow job is making me seriously contemplate suicide. It's like the world is crazy, I give up women and he gets his dick wet.
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No.
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It is pretty fucked up. I'm starting to think about shutting the fuck up. It's so unbecoming. And quite tawdry!
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Why wouldn't you be happy for him?

But, if he gets anal before I do, he's a dead man.
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Judges say...no.

Upon closer review, it's similar to a finger bang.
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It needs to involve a vajayjay or similar orifice. Technically he lost his virginity to manlove already.
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:-)


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