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luv 07:09 PM 06-22-2007
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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keg in kc 04:14 PM 03-17-2009
I can't do that after 20 years of practice.
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Katipan 04:17 PM 03-17-2009
I had trouble with it 5 minutes ago.
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Hammock Parties 04:19 PM 03-17-2009
You won't believe what else my fingers found with impeccable accuracy on the first attempt.
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Dave Lane 04:20 PM 03-17-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan:
Here's what will really blow your mind.

I unsnapped that bra, first try, like a PRO.

Biggity BAM!

The internet has taught me well.
So did you get any or not?
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Katipan 04:20 PM 03-17-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan:
You won't believe what else my fingers found with impeccable accuracy on the first attempt.
That is not a joystick or playstation controller. Be nice.
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Hammock Parties 04:23 PM 03-17-2009
Originally Posted by Dave Lane:
So did you get any or not?
I got everything but sex.

She had to bail...I took too long picking her up.
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Dave Lane 04:29 PM 03-17-2009
Well the next step is easy and if you hit the doorbell right you should have been invited in.
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keg in kc 04:34 PM 03-17-2009
Originally Posted by Katipan:
I had trouble with it 5 minutes ago.
No obligatory 'pics or stfu'. This place is slipping.
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keg in kc 04:35 PM 03-17-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan:
You won't believe what else my fingers found with impeccable accuracy on the first attempt.
My first guess would be a penis.
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Hammock Parties 04:36 PM 03-17-2009
Sorry Keg.

Also, she was 5-foot-1, and 99 pounds. Frickin' AWESOME! I definitely dig small girls.
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keg in kc 04:37 PM 03-17-2009
You would've dug the 4'9 girl I knew in college. She was asian, though.
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rockymtnchief 04:51 PM 03-17-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan:
You won't believe what else my fingers found with impeccable accuracy on the first attempt.
Anal?

Wash before you eat your Cheetos.
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Katipan 04:56 PM 03-17-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan:
Sorry Keg.

Also, she was 5-foot-1, and 99 pounds. Frickin' AWESOME! I definitely dig small girls.
With big boobs?
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luv 05:03 PM 03-17-2009
Which chick was this? I'm losing track of everyone you post about.
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luv 05:03 PM 03-17-2009
Originally Posted by Katipan:
With big boobs?
If A cup is big.
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