I never stated I was licking ass. Merely giving my opinion on dental dams. If some chick wants to get freaky with her colostomy bag and stoma, I am not the man.
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Are you truly licking a chicks ass if during cunnilingus you get a little wet and wild and your tongue slips into her asshole a few times? :-)
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Certainly a question for the ages.
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anyone else got an opinion?
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Oh, OK, never mind then.
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How many licks does it take to get to the center of...an asshole?
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I do not eat the booty like groceries. I go to the grocery store and buy groceries. Fruits and veggies. Grains. Meats. Legumes. That's what I eat. Actual food. Not asses.
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1 or 2 and it's just a slip of the tongue

3 to 4 probes of the tongue and it's accidental.

5 to 7 licks and you are close to liking it more than you admit.

8 or more tongue lashings and you are now fully chowing ass like a pro! :-)
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Update: my wife and I are back together. Can't wait to eat that ass like a cupcake.
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Pics or GTFO...
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I've eaten ass a couple times. "Eating" it is a misnomer. You're really just licking around the b-hole.
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You lived?
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No negative side effects, as far as I'm aware.

I might have some form of hepatitis though.
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I guess it would depend. If it's Brazilian down there and super clean and things were hot and heavy and she like it/asked for it, I'd probably do it.


But if it looked like a shag carpet with peanut butter smeared into it, I'd bow out.
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All the time with my girl. She loves it, and more often than not leads to anal. It's a win/win!
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