Originally Posted by ZepSinger:
I'll see your Taylor Swift and raise you one Celine Dion..
Oh Jesus Tapdancing Christ, what the fuck was that? I was stunned at first by the hand movements like a small mammal trapped by a snake, but was thankfully able to shake it off and slap the pause icon. I think it was the exposed midriff of that second woman(?) that let me escape. As long as we're talking about music ruined by women who shouldn't be singing it though:
God. Gotta break this chain. Here's a woman that took a song and just ripped it right out of the hands of the guy who wrote it with the incredible force of her undeniable talent:
I have to think that if Tina Turner and Taylor Swift ever shared a stage, Turner's vagina would come out of her costume and just bitch slap the living fuck out Swift. Then it would sing a duet with Tina. The duet would rocket to number one on the charts and sell a billion copies. [Reply]
Originally Posted by listopencil:
I have to think that if Tina Turner and Taylor Swift ever shared a stage, Turner's vagina would come out of her costume and just bitch slap the living **** out Swift. Then it would sing a duet with Tina. The duet would rocket to number one on the charts and sell a billion copies.