Whenever I do something that upsets people, or break a promise, I like to tell them: "I work in mysterious ways, it's all part of my plan." I think it makes them feel better.

I like to say "shut your whore mouth." It may offend them but at least they shut their whores mouths out of shock.

I bought a freezer today. Time to stock up for economic collapse and mass chaos.

Time for the mods to take out the trash. Too many dumbfucks running around shitting all over the board.

You shut your f'ing mouth when you talk to me again!

God?

And now for something completely different: I definitely had interaction today with John Turturro's uncle, a sitting US Senator, and a dead rat, all at work today. It was an interesting day.

I work nights the rest of the week. I will be grumpier more than normal.

Can I come over sometime when you're off? I'll bring stuff for chili dogs.

I had a producer from a Showtime show email me about submitting something to a show yesterday. They couldn't end up using it, but it was pretty cool to be offered.

I wonder if when I'm 90, will I still crank up the AC/DC and head bang in the car? Yeah, pretty sure I will.

That is pretty cool, bud.

You probably won't be driving at that age and you surely will be wearing depends since you can't control your bowels. Enjoy!

Sad, but probably true....

I hate the flu. Cold chills, fever, headache, muscle aches, nausea, etc. Got home today and went right to sleep.

I feel like shit. :-)