Problem is I would get you laid.

Then I would feel bad because you would figure out you are gay.
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"Try Westport, remember condoms ruin the feeling, and aids isn't real" - tommy Morrison
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**** no it's not.

Let's get down to brass tacks - I'm talking full on Spencerian Natural Law hard core here, so get ready to get primal.

How do you think animals are attracted to each other? They aren't ****ing self-actualized that's for goddamn sure. Bigger, stronger, better looking. It's all about perpetualizing the species and chicks don't want to be pushing out shit from their axe wounds that look like their scrawny, weak chinned Dad. They want strong, vibrant, full-on yoked up kids, just like that beast that knocked her up in the women's bathroom at the bar (stall #2). (Yeah, I've done that a couple of times too. Not knocked her up, or at least I don't know that I knocked her up though there wasn't really anyway to find out who I was at that point anyway, but banging quiff in the chick's shitter - that's the shit I did...before enlightenment.)

It's the Buffalo Theory. The best looking, hardest charging manbull gets the honor of spreading his seed, because chicks don't really like weak looking pussymen.
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get that dominant chin bro


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No. My midface is decent. Ideally I would get a nose job to lower my alar rims and to reduce my nostril exposure and upturned nose.

But thats a risky and expensive procedure.

A chin implant is 2 thousand and a pretty straight forward procedure done under local.

http://www.goldcoastplasticsurgery.c...nts-patient-9/
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See how he goes from dweeb to man?
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Until you get a clue, there is nothing you can do that will make you a man.
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Yup. I learned. This fool needs to.
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Assuming you aren't a troll (and that's becoming harder and harder to believe), you have some real fucking issues.
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This is absolute insanity, and a waste of money.

Even if you go through with it, you are not going to be bagging 9s and 10s.

That 2 grand would be better spent on a decent set of threads and a haircut.

Or you can continue to try and impress girls in backwards turned ballcaps and wife beaters. Christ.
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First thing I noticed when I saw your pics.

You look like a fucking pixie elf.

With a bad beard.

And since that shit went down with Michael Jackson, I'm not so sure that the pixie elf look is a good thing to be rocking.
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Sacc is somewhat legit although there are more variables.. In Gorillas the absolute largest is the alpha, whereas thats equal to Dontari Poe being sexier than Aaron Murray, which is not the case.
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He's like my fucking wife on webMD when she gets sick. Only his illness is his face
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Hilariously accurate for this guy... From what I've read in this sad cry for help, it would seem this kid has undescended testicles, or is gay... Strong possibility on the latter, and the former I guess.. Grow a set, show some confidence, and act more like Sterling Archer
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Well, there's your problem right there. Harpo is Oprah spelled backwards. You ain't getting laid there without Oprah's approval. And Oprah says the problem ain't your chin....


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